Lazarus

FYP

Nah we love some stratospheric noncing on here.

I'd sell Bruno too tbh. If him and this Tonali fraud cant play together then just get rid.

Im not sure theres been a more shocking transfer since. Also, 6m doesnt seem like a lot of money nowadays but it was huge at the time.

Those sunglasses

Bet hes still got his school PE kit in a bag somewhere

Of course im not ya dafty. Should kept this going LV but youre too canny a poster

Someones obviously had a word with him and explained the last signing was a miserable fucker

Nice one - look forward to seeing what eddie can do with him. Also - hes BLATENTLY been told to smile as much as possible.

Someone start a rumour on twitter that were in for Mbappe on a cheeky 12 month loan before he goes to RM.

I hope Levy remembers that Haaland was 60M when he sets an asking price for Kane.

Thread jinx strikes again

We nearly did that when Kinnear asked about Ferguson.

Tripps is our new LB isnt he

Ive refused to watch a Barnes highlights vid as a thread here normally means the transfers kiss of death. Might have to watch a few. By a few - I mean all of them.

I thought the likes of Miggy and Murphy would have been sold long before Maxi. But its time to move him on. Swapping Maxi for Barnes is possibly a sideways move in the short term but long term it makes sense. Also maybe a sign that the clurb wont fuck about selling popular players in the future.

Dont want to go but if he does I hope the price is 85m

Dont chelsea have first dibs on any player from a club in Heaton?

Wiki already edited

There must be loads left now that Bruces bacon fund isnt being used.

Thats thread starting talk

Highlights. Putting it politely - the defence appears to be....non existent and their keeper is...........blind.