Lazarus

Im just quoting that in case you edit it

Maybe he can get himself booked on the touchline.

Training ground facilities look very cool

When did we last announce a player on a Sunday? Welcome to the clurb anthony.

Apart from King Charles.

of course

All these little snippets of him being out and about dont happen with other players - its almost like we are being rat-washed.

I heard he went to the curtain shop to get some trousers made.

Probably just Gordons strides being dropped off

To be fair to the scruffs they did play well in what I saw of the second half. Amazing moment for the young lad to score but it was miles offside. Also, its one thing to play well in a one off game, its quite another to do it consistently over 38 games in the premiership ()

45m + 10m might work...

Have you seen joelintons old pics on his insta?

I dont think you could because of the 2 public footpaths either side of the training ground entrance.

Clare Balding trending on twitter

Welcome to the club Roland - please dont read the thread.

Pay 40m for Gordon then offer Murphy for 20m

Changing the topic ever so slightly...... Who was that lad in the Byker wall who they called the byker rat or rat boy or something. Im sure he was called Anthony Anyway, if he signs we might have to delete the thread and start a fresh one.

Howe: Semi final of the cup Bruce: DD cup

The 1st leg game is the type we would normally lose, how many times has an out of form team suddenly put 11 worldies out against us? But I think we can beat them We got this.

If he gets gets a knock to his ankle I might break down in tears

NO - please dont ever change

Nah another takeover will wipe the slate clean... Followed by more spending

Ive no doubt Howe could improve him but we need someone who can score or assist from wide.