Lazarus

Who was the other winger they had on the other side - Vicente? Both good wingers but a little inconsistent if i remember rightly.

Yeah but half the time the ball doesnt even clea the first man.

DCL would be a good buy depending on the price.

True. One thing the Benton Buffalo was good at was clearing his plate.

Starters?

Can we all just take a minute to reflect on the blokes mental health? Hes got enough on his plate without all of us piling in.

When the player about to take a corner puts his arms in the air like hes been caught behind enemy lines.

Shirley the medical department will get an upgrade along with everything else? Or maybe we need Milans old 'mind room'. Hes got to be worth keeping for a season, at least.

Scott Parker

"Watch until the end" ? Its fucking 16 seconds long not 16 minutes.

Seems quite dark at Hillsborough tonight

Who was the Bulgarian/Romanian player who looked like a drowned rat - Ivanov?? Always liked him.

Guti, fuck no. Redondo absolutely yes. Wonderful player.

Old school but Gaetano Scirea. Made Franco Baresi look like Titus Bramble.

Not terrible but Le Tiss i think.

Guti was awful.

One of these days ill get a prediction right. 2-2.

Wasnt there a lockdown April last year?

Course it can. She could pretend to be on her period and that she loves it up the chufta.

Thing is - certain England squads in the recent past you'd be almost certain to guess who it was. But now - they all seem too nicey nice goody two shoe types. Not that I want to encourage speculation of course.

Awwww

Wonder why?

Is that a black cat running around the digital advert hoardings?

Peacock was probably the better defender but Albert had much much more to his game. He was sometimes our furthest forward player. Which is outrageous bearing in mind who we had up front at the time.