Lazarus

Howe: Correct nutrition every day Bruce: Can smell a Sunday dinner on a Friday

Howe: Team is creating Bruce: Arsehole is dilating

Howe: We''ll beat these tonight Bruce: Lettuce is my kryptonite

Klopp: Inhalers help you play great Bruce: Inhales a gravy boat

Howe: Winner Winner Bruce: Chicken Dinner

Howe: Dark Arts Bruce: Smelly Farts

Howe: Good Job Bruce: Blow Job

Howe: Third place Bruce: Third helping

First Ive laughed when one of our players has gone down injured

I love the press hes got the team playing. Its like were a pack of wolves hunting in a pack.

Its almost an old school Italian way of playing but were only doing it in the last 10 or 15 minutes.

Chris Wood dwarfed by the 2 lads either side of him

Id love to see Miggy batter them into submission with his eyebrows and score again.

Weve got more staff than players

Did he just say Dan Burn was on the right wing?

Thats right

Fucks sake. Even those pre season friendlies were broadcast - albeit with the camera zoomed right in and we all got headaches

Banana & Ranger.

They'd never catch him

I know but.....when you get the chance watch a vid of him playing. You'll see what I mean

Looks to be just like Bruno from one of the videos ive just watched. Sign him up.

Eddie: Think positive thoughts Steak: Hand down the shorts

All his goals are so similar. His end of season goals compilation is just gonna be ridiculous.