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Covering almost the last two years:

Try him on the inhalers first, we don't want to sell him cheap and then find out that was the cure.

You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, now meet: Bald fraud put to the sword Arne Slot in a job center parking lot Management minger squeezed out through the wringer

The Sunderland player lying on the goal line after being clattered by Ballard.

Commentary here reckons the panel will give it as an own goal on review.

Are the eScousers still going with the "But Van Dijk's never been dribbled past" shite?

Tino would have at least hit it so wide it would have found someone else to try. Personally, I didn't like Miley being taken off. I don't mind Fab coming on, but I thought Miley was the wrong choice there. If you need Nick on for height, take Elanga off and still have Gordon for the break away.

Loves a red card to supplement his time off too.

Comcast global narrative being led by Disco? NBC also going with the "Ange had more wins at this stage of the season".

Much more controlled performance today. Surprised Moyes didn't switch Grealish for a bit to try and wind him up, but Moyes got everything wrong today.

Was mine too. My OG Adidas top turned 30 too.

Barnes should get the assist for himself, amazing technique in a split second.

It's mine, Scarlett Johansson, and Peter Ramage's birthday. Let's make it a good one

I heard somewhere (can't remember if it was TV or radio) that between XG and whatever the defense rating is, we should have been 5th before yesterday. Don't disagree with your sentiment like.

As were the (at least the USA stream) stupid commentators, complaining he wasn't on the end of that cross across the face of goal. Completely neglecting that he was the one who played in Murphy/Elanga (can't remember who it was now) from the edge of the box.

100%. Watching what he can do reminds me of: Jamie: I ain't doing it wrong. You're doing it wrong. Players: Whoa! Jamie: I mean... I mean... No, I mean, I think we're all doing it wrong. (stammers) If we want this to work, you gotta stop going to me and start playing through me. You get me?

Love my Sketchers Slip-ins!

Being hooked for Joe Gomez when you need two goals paints some picture.

I think it's fair to say (and so maybe not amazing journalism) that if anyone knows a secret release cause, it will be Liverpool.

He should have a different letter under each cap he wears.

At this rate he'll be gone before Amorin.

Disasi's 27 and not registered in the PL squad. Can't they not change that until Jan anyway?

It didn't particularly seem to harm them, but I thought signing Malen and then registering the loanees for the CL over him would have fucked the dressing room last season.

Previous season, 23-24, away to Palace.