Kid Icarus

My lass (one of those people in your life who isn't into football but has a really unsettling ability to predict scores and do really well in FPL) reckons we'll win this one 0-1. Score predictions so far this season: 4 Exactly correct scores: 4

Randomly back now

Completely fucked it today, mainly by choosing a Newcastle player on 3 and stupidly forgetting he played for other teams. 🏌️‍♀️Goalf🏌️‍♂️ 🗓️ 15/10/2025 🗓️ 🎯 Par 4 - 430 Yards ⛳️ Shot 1 - 2️⃣6️⃣0️⃣ Shot 2 - 1️⃣7️⃣7️⃣ Shot 3 - 2️⃣1️⃣ Shot 4 - 3️⃣6️⃣ Shot 5 - 2️⃣2️⃣ 🎉 Score: (+1) Bogey ⏰ 5 minutes 38 seconds https://goalf.app

Forest 0 v 2 Chelsea Brighton 0 v 1 Newcastle Burnley 1 v 1 Leeds Palace 2 v 1 Bournemouth Man City 2 v 0 Everton Sunderland 1 v 1 Wolves Fulham 1 v 2 Arsenal Spurs 2 v 1 Villa Liverpool 2 v 1 Man United West Ham 1 v 1 Brentford

Saying that like, my leagues seem to have disappeared

None at all, just the standard rules of the game. My thinking is that you don't use your driver, 5 iron and putter in the first round of golf then get told you can't use them again.

Newcastle could easily host a CL Final, very little if anything would need to change even now tbh.

True that you're assembling a legal team?

Nothing huge and I'm sure others will have heard similar, but heard today that the Freemen of Newcastle are in favour of a new stadium.

I think everyone knows like, we're just enjoying it.

That's a right shame that. Hahahahahaha

We should have a league Join the N-O league: D90982

5 par feels canny shan on that 🏌️‍♀️Goalf🏌️‍♂️ 🗓️ 14/10/2025 🗓️ 🎯 Par 5 - 540 Yards ⛳️ Shot 1 - 2️⃣6️⃣0️⃣ Shot 2 - 2️⃣1️⃣3️⃣ Shot 3 - 5️⃣8️⃣ Shot 4 - 1️⃣0️⃣ Shot 5 - 1️⃣ 🎉 Score: (0) Par ⏰ 1 minutes 2 seconds https://goalf.app

This is the forum equivalent of taking a WWF heelturn seriously.

You're still right about the crest though, don't think it's printed on but the outline's not right and the blue's too dark.

With wrapping paper?

Could easily hoy an umbro logo on that like. I'll be checking that out in the shop.

Would imagine that it's because those posts aren't serious

🏌️‍♀️Goalf🏌️‍♂️ 🗓️ 13/10/2025 🗓️ 🎯 Par 3 - 235 Yards ⛳️ Shot 1 - 1️⃣7️⃣7️⃣ Shot 2 - 4️⃣3️⃣ Shot 3 - 1️⃣5️⃣ 🎉 Score: (0) Par ⏰ 3 minutes 52 seconds https://goalf.app

I know what you mean. He looks a bit like loads of different people, but there's definitely a big one we're missing. He looks like he should be one of the actors in League of Gentleman or Big Train or something.

It's mad how common this is

Ahhh right, good idea that

That took me to one about golf

Kind of Shepherd sacking SBR-lite. Nothing really wrong with sacking Nuno in isolation, there are better managers out there. But then replacing him with Postecoglu and potentially Dyche makes it a terrible decision.