Kid Icarus

The vibes are fucked here

Haven't lost a shootout in 18 years ffs

Ref was an absolute menace

Something's definitely not right at the moment. Don't want to get into body language and stuff but it's just so evident with certain players

You can say it's been poor without being completely stupid you know

Ref's giving them everything like. We also look really weak.

Our pass choices are bizarre at times

Absolute guttner for Willock, he was looking so good and showed us just how much we've missed him. Really hope it's nothing serious. Thought Barnes was good, Tonali showed loads of promise, Burn solid. Isak looked rocked by that early challenge, Joelinton has been good and bad, and Hall has been almost exclusively terrible.

Have to give him time but Hall has started the season so poorly. I really thought it was going to be the opposite

Really hope Willock is okay, you can see immediately how much we've missed him.

Thanks for fucking up my amazing post in the other thread admins, it was a belter

Starting quite well here

Found his level. The hype for him was insane.

One's a shit stirrer the other's a contrarian. If they just stuck to reporting instead of being professional liars and opinion givers they'd be alright, but they can't help themselves. They're Jack Nicholson and I dunno Stone Cold Steve Austin compared to Graeme Bailey though.

I think we're already into willful irresponsibility territory now tbh.

At this point you have to ask what the difference between Edwards and just someone posting on Twitter now and again is.

Even for you this a leap into the unfunny

Surely the 'if we fail to sign Guehi' stage has long since passed ffs We're Parish simp fetishists at this point

Van Nistlerooy

Think that's a bit unfair considering the context is that every other English player, including established world class players, all struggled against the same opposition. He also played well against Holland and Spain. We've been linked with him well before the Euros as well and he's always played well against us, he's still an excellent defender it just is a lot of money considering PSR. As I've said a few times though, Howe's record with picking CBs is excellent.

Possibly the worst 'we should have been all over this' deployment I've ever seen

£50m I reckon.

Don't start a thread for absolute fucks sake

Your understanding being backed with...?

So not particularly cheaper than Guehi but potentially a lot easier to actually get done.