Kid Icarus

God I fucking hate these

It's the most annoying thing about it. Similar to Southampton under Keegan, it's not that they're good or that they have our number, it just nigh on always happens.

This is not even slightly true like.

Should probably be 2-1 up. Joelinton, Gordon and the ref atrocious. Welbeck once again given all the time and space in the world between defence and midfield. Not sure what needs to change that'll be effective but I'd probably start with Ramsey for Joelinton.

In a crowd of competitors, nobody does it like Pawson.

Should mention, my lass revised her score prediction earlier today...to 0-2 to us.

The Bobbydazzla sacking special.

I thought he was really good under Howe tbh, really enjoyed seeing him with focus.

Christ, even the Mackems that seemed sensible are susceptible to being complete stereotypes.

Into these lane dwelling, derelict pier photographing, SEO presenting, Green NIMBY, pavilion perverts.

🏌️‍♀️Goalf🏌️‍♂️ 🗓️ 18/10/2025 🗓️ 🎯 Par 4 - 456 Yards ⛳️ Shot 1 - 2️⃣6️⃣0️⃣ Shot 2 - 1️⃣8️⃣8️⃣ Shot 3 - 8️⃣ 🎉 Score: (-1) Birdie ⏰ 49 seconds https://goalf.app This game is starting to become Do you know which Newcastle players have scored 1 to 15 goals.

I'll watch it like

Delicious

Him asking Joe Willock if the York Maze tweet was true or not.

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They're good assists, but lovely? Come on, let's calm down.

FWIW I have loads of respect for anyone who doesn't bother with politics on the grounds that they know they're not clued up enough about it. We could do with more people with that level of humility tbh.

It's the nose tapping meme innit. Crime can't go up if it's not reported/classed as a crime.

Not wanting to raise your kids in England is pretty rational tbh it just depends what you mean when you say it. And from what he's said - crime and nationalism - it's hard to disagree.

🏌️‍♀️Goalf🏌️‍♂️ 🗓️ 16/10/2025 🗓️ 🎯 Par 3 - 177 Yards ⛳️ Shot 1 - 1️⃣7️⃣7️⃣ 🎉 Score: Hole in One ⏰ 6 seconds https://goalf.app Hahaha yes!!

Our 433 is what works but I'm not sure he's as stuck to it as we think. At Bournemouth he loved 4411 and he's increasingly played 352/532 here.

Sometimes you chalk it up to experience, there's too much water under the bridge and he'll never come back. Sometimes you just know it's MTB and he'll come back no matter what. 💅

Bloom and Brighton are the "I'm alright Jack"s of PSR, basically.

Side note, but you can always spot who wouldn't be able to rotate a PDF if their life depended on it by their assumptions that any quick, basic task using a computer or a smartphone - like searching, or browsing - takes time, effort, and dedication.