Kid Icarus

Fucking hell. We're actually really good aren't we?

45 - 0

Always just assume 95/96 is our record. 27 away points that season

I wish there were another 6 hours in the day. WHQ?

Who is he? He's loving life

Would be funny if Romano got another here we go wrong on the same player. Good sign if he's going to Brighton, but we've either got Isak instead or we're after someone potentially better.

fucks sake

Getting outstripped by a faster player aside, he was absolutely fine. Happy to see him back

So glad that he's back on his meds. He's so fucking good man.

Reacted like SBR to Ronaldo at that run. Jesus fucking Christ.

Alexander, your latest performance was as delectable as dipping my bottom over and over again into a bath of the silkiest oils and creams

After a ridiculous first 20 minutes on Sunday, we've gone and followed it up with an almost equally ridiculous last 20 minutes. What a result. That 2nd goal bottlenecked our quality and as soon as it was broken, we were ruthless and full of swag. Brilliant to watch. Tonight we beat Everton, the crowd, the pressure, the shocking officials, the white kit curse, the BT Sport curse, and what to me was our toughest remaining fixture. Fucking get in!! Pope: 7 Trippier: 8 Schär: 8.5 Botman: 7.5 Targett: 7 Bruno: 7 Joelinton: 7.5 Longstaff: 7 Willock: 7.5 Wilson: 10 Almiron: 5.5 Burn: 7 Isak: 9.5 Murphy: 8.5

Gutted MOTD's not on

Until someone hits 80, yeah.

Sometimes you just have to say, hei, what a fantastic night of FA Premier League football

Frighteningly accurate

Just heard the goals repeated on Radio Newcastle. You can probably guess Ando's reaction to our 4th

Just the 11 goals scored in the last 2 matches. Fuck VAR I'm counting Schär's.

There was a Liverpool handball that was "too far back" a week ago.

Deeeew iiiiiiit

Then I landed on my wheels and pulled over next to them and said, "What you worried about?"

Suicidal decision unless we're 2-0 up with a couple minutes left I reckon.