Kid Icarus

It depends I suppose, speaking in a second language is much easier than listening in a second language.

I'd be absolutely shitting myself if I was starting tonight then going straight off to the World Cup, especially with that injury record.

Is it not the bloke saying 'least they didn't nick your windscreen wipers' that's being racist? That's how I read it.

Miggy can speak English, some people just prefer to still speak their native language for whatever reason. Aguero was the same.

What a gem. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CiK4FLCD2_z/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Argentina are surely in with a good chance too.

Geordie boys taking the piss. Can't remember the last time I saw a clean sweep like this

Did he win the official goal of the month as well?

He played there at the end vs Wolves, mind.

He could easily set up a Patreon and never have to worry about any of that shit again.

Good draw for us, they'll hopefully be concentrating on the league

I'm certain he does but we love him enough to respect his wishes too imo. If he comes it should be when it's right for him too.

The caveats here are that Foden and Mount's positions are definitely up for grabs from Sterling and Maddison, probably with a formation change along with it.

343 really

Wtf were Villa doing there? They get a free kick in the last minute and instead of going for a set piece, play it backwards, lose possession, and then concede. Absolutely brain dead.

Can see more goals in this

That was outstanding by Bailey. You'd be absolutely raging with Watkins after you'd done that, only for him to fuck it up, then for Man United to go up the other end and score.

He's fallen out of love with modern football and finds it boring I think. I'm happy just leaving him be.

Villa have had more quality despite the lack of possession

Man United just Man Uniteding their way to goals. No quality whatsoever, just the residue from a dynasty of winning.

Aston Chinchilla

Great suggestion, but maybe a bit too twee? How about a reimagining of Joy Division's Atmosphere?

You've taken it too far

Imagine how amazing it would be if a ref jawed Bruno Fernandes

Manchester EXCITED