Kid Icarus

Winning the league on 82 points with a game left is disgusting.

Probably would have preferred Southampton in the league tbh, hated playing boro and Hull when they were in the league. Right decision though.

They're never beating the allegations/comparisons.

Weird how often matches are brought up and I'm like 'ah yeah, that wasn't last season'

I totally get the really shit, nervy, holding on performances right at the end of the season where you erk out 1-0 wins, but these cunts have been playing like this all season.

This is disgusting

What an achievement

I reckon I could skin James Ward Prowse.

Anyone feeling bad about our season should watch this and feel a bit better imo.

Holding on to a 1 nil from a set piece at home to Burnley, who are offering nothing. The league should be collectively ashamed of itself like.

Liverpool last season were up there as one of the worst PL winning teams I'd ever seen. Fair play to Arsenal for absolutely wiping the floor with them only one season later, they're absolutely honkin'

Refs and VAR all leaning on that 'all afraid to make a decision' bollocks as well, ignoring the fact that not giving something is a decision.

Havertz getting away with a blatant red, where have we seen that before.

We might be moving into an era where 80 odd points could win the league

Sums this lot up as potential champions really. Relying on corners and screaming for pens against the worst team in the league while playing the most insufferably shite football you'll ever see at the very top of the league.

Been rumoured for a while like, there was that video that leaked of a video being filmed at the Emptihad with all the trophies on the pitch as well.

Yes, and I personally punched a horse.

Was speaking to my manager (Everton fan) earlier and he reckons (fully in the knowledge that it sounds like conspiracy theory nonsense) that Everton don't want European football this season because they're unprepared for it and have basically just shown up to matches for the last 6 weeks or so.

The best thing I can say is that I think he did a lot better than I expected.

Hard to really put into words how much I love him, really. Not just the best RB we've ever had, but one of the best we've ever had full stop. As time goes on I think I'll probably end up having him up there as one of if not my favourite of all time here. Absolutely fantastic footballer and leader, the only downside of his time here is exactly that, time. What we'd all give for him to be even 2 or 3 years younger. The word legend shouldn't be too overused because you need the power of the meaning of it to be reserved for players like him. That cup final performance is possibly the best individual performance I've ever seen from a Newcastle player.

IIRC in an interview he said he'll play as long as he can, no matter what the level is.

The UEFA rules are also pay to play.

You also have to factor in Murphy turning into 1999 David Beckham in 24/25

Exactly, it's definitely a stick not a twist if you're asked on rewriting those 2 years.

Would be interesting to see what we'd look like now if we had and had kept Anderson and Minteh.