Kid Icarus

I dunno like, I can't hear even the slightest hint of Geordie in there when the accent slips. I'd put money on TalkSport having people they hire to phone up with that sort of shite.

Definitely sounds like someone putting on a scouse accent like.

"doors over here! doors over there! doors all over this motherfucka!!"

Aye, Ando was loving it if you listen to the full thing.

Christ you're a pure misery

I know it's not his game, but he was just as bad defensively I thought.

In that same club Harry Kane's in.

Think we're in with a good shout of finishing 13th above Palace.

Only thing I can't fault him for is effort because he did almost everything wrong or too late last night.

Gets more stick than he deserves imo. Walker-Peters was all over us first half, but I thought of the two on that side it was Murphy who wasn't cutting it.

"Aw mate, honestly, I've had an absolute mare there. I'm gutted, genuinely mate, gutted. Butallyoucandoisholdyourhandsup, allyoucandoisholdyourhandsup, but you know what it is? It is what it is. And to be fair to the lad, Ruben Neves, bless 'im, lovely lad innee? Literally the loveliest hair I've ever seen in my life, right, he comes up to me after and he goes 'I've watched how you play and I knoo that was the only way to beat you from there' and I just thought aww that's nice innit, coz he didn't need to do that but he did."

If Wolves pick things up again it could be Bruno Lage. It was only a few weeks ago that he was the clear choice.

Love that Fraser is referred to as Wee Man in quite a formal way, like that's what it says on his post.

Starts 90% of his sentences with "look" for some reason. Chuffed for him like, he's deserved that after all his hard work and not really getting any chances.

No MOTD tonight?

Very much enjoyed Shelvey winning the ball and knocking Kyle Walker-Peters on his arse, him doing the falling on the ball and picking it up thing, then the ref giving hand ball. I know you did too.

Dubravka - 8 Krafth - 6 Schar - 7 Burn - 8 Targett - 7.5 Bruno - 7.5 (2 of that is his goal ) Shelvey - 6 Willock - 7.5 Murphy - 3.5 Wood - 8 Fraser - 7.5

0.5

Everything is going to plan

10 points clear of the relegation zone ffs

Dubravka - 8 Krafth - 6 Schar - 7 Burn - 8 Targett - 7 Bruno - 7.5 (3 of that is his goal ) Shelvey - 6 Willock - 7 Murphy - 3.5 useless throughout Wood - 8 Fraser - 7.5

Some people are never happy like.

Christ, we're missing Joelinton so much like. Delighted for Wood. Probably been our best player so far as well.