Coffee_Johnny

What a lovely offer to the TheGuv ? (…does it mean full-on parrrrrtty!)

Ok, which one of you MoFo’s has doctored his Wiki page? ?

Damn! I’ve only gone and done it again! (Done= Prematurely Appreciated).

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Number 14 versus number 25. Please ?

I know it is easy to dazzled by such a star on the rise, especially given the change his signing has had a key part in producing, but it seems within his reach. He’d have to go and do it at the very highest level, which (perhaps unfortunately for us …) I could see him doing. He’s not looked outclassed/found out by any opponents as yet (that I can recall) during the first half season in one of the, if not the, toughest league(s) in the world.

Well, it wouldn’t make up for it, but could still be a ‘revenge as a dish best served cold’ kind of moment!

Sheff Weds at home would be even more enjoyable!

Or his ‘golden balls’ given the love this dude gets on here!

I think we already have a really good chance of finishing above Man Utd this year. I doubt the NUFC leadership will be getting as carried away as us supporters (well me, at least) but with a couple of ‘stretch ourselves now’ kind of signings I genuinely believe we could elbow our way into the mix this year.

Me too. We just took our game to the fearsome Premiership! Nice blend of experience and youth. Local players making the step-up well and a higher finish than anybody (pretty much) would have predicted. Beardsley coming back and having an exceptional season (aged 32?). Our third place finish, still never bettered by a promoted side.

? for some reason that reminded me of the Man City ‘greeter’: ”That’s the ticket! Shoulders-back chin-up, you’re a hunk of Geordie manliness!”

Has anyone bought the warm-up kit we’re wearing against Brighton? If so is it decent quality? Love the skyline graphic but no point buying (if I can find it anywhere) if it doesn’t actually look like that.

Post Saudi Takeover Delusions?

Apparently we prefer to kick down the hill in the second half. Although not as severe as in the past there is still a noticeable slant on the pitch. Gallowgate end being about 10 inches (guess) lower than the Leazes.

Today’s gripe: transfer windows.

Spine tingling… ? ?

65, happy with that. Though Haaland, Schar and Mitrovic were all on the original list and didn’t make the cut. Woulda, Shoulda, Coulda virtual football management!

Aston Villa 0-0 Everton Arsenal 3-0 Leicester Brighton 1-1 Newcastle Man City 2-0 Bournemouth Southampton 2-1 Leeds Wolves 3-2 Fulham Brentford 1-1 Man United Nottm Forest 1-2 West Ham Chelsea 2-2 Tottenham Liverpool 3-1 Crystal Palace

58 points, only Cancelo to play. Seems canny ?‍♂️

Given his goal scoring last year, agonised over whether to sign Mitro… oh ‘me’ of little faith!

Is dump some kind of clever road man street way of saying good? Asking for a ‘friend’?

Post match tugathon… ?

Disconcerting reading this just after seeing stats that he’s had the most of ‘everything’ stats wise in the league ?‍♂️