Hovagod

lol

Boring twat.

“The image of the monkey’s paw derives from a 1902 short story by WW Jacobs” Fucking hell, they don’t half lean in on their middlebrow references do they? Yes, we know, mate- it was also in a Simpsons episode.

Enjoy.

Because they’ve spent billions of pounds funded by the abuse of minorities to negate any reasonable threat an opponent could offer. It’s shit and boring.

Why?

Is there a more boring team ever than Manchester City? A week or so ago I was enthralled by the Olympics. And now it’s back to these dull cunts winning in as a clinical way as possible. It’s just genuinely shit. Hopefully we’re the next boring bastards but let’s not act like this is good or entertaining.

What are people expecting the points drop to look like for this one?

I thought the bloke on the platform might have been some referee who fucked us over in the past or something? Don’t really get it if it’s just an actor

Desperate for a spare for this if anybody hears of any

Feel like there’s been a slight rewrite of history on our first PL relegation and the summer that followed. Now people act like it was a no-brainer we were coming back up, but that close season was awful and the club felt neglected. Lots of talk about admin and another relegation. Memories that quickly pop into my mind: 6-1 at Leyton Orient and the club releasing a statement asking anybody who wanted to buy the club to simply shoot them over an email. I remember Mick Lowes hosting some crisis thing from the Irish centre live on Metro and to his credit, being alone (and heckled) when he said we might comfortably win the league.

Often think about that cup win at Ewood Park.

Who’s the lad that played a cross to shearer that was so bad Shearer screamed to the bench to ‘get him off, man, he’s shit’?

Bye

No but we have fun

Okay- focus on that then.

Froggy, lad. There’s a whole Olympics on terrestrial television. Do something better with your time

It’s making going to football shit, to be honest.

What are they singing here?

Yeah

They’ve emailed. Have to pay the same price as members

Anybody who has ever been to Brighton’s new (?) ground will echo this. You can leave early, or you can hang about for hours after. They’ll leave the bars in the ground open, but the queue to get served will be as long as the one for the single train back to actual Brighton.

Skunkers was fun and funny at times but it did give off a foul right wing stench. People like Deggsy who was just a vile, militant Tory and Rangers fans and would present it (to the general agreement of others on there, mags and mackem alike) as working class North East pragmatism. May have been a routine for some, and there was dissenters to the lazy racism, but it did become a bit of a stifling atmosphere. I posted on there but couldn’t be arsed with the meet-ups. LotP was actually genuinely funny and canny, we had some laughs together and his NUfC stuff was clearly intended as ridiculous and I appreciated the effort. Walter just seemed like a sad, lost figure unhappy with his life. He used to brag about having articles published in a fanzine. It was hard to not feel sorry for him.

What’s the Isak dog thing? Also, best song of the rapper to check out?

What happened like?