Alan Pardew

He was our best playarr.

Good lad young Eddie. He got 4th but didn’t win manager of the year. I got 5th and won manager of the year. In a way that evens it out. Both of us great managers. I had more plodders in my squad though. See ya later lads.

8888888888 ive been on the drink lads. See ya later.

Luke Edwards fucking bald cunt.

Hello lads. Remember when we got 5th? Good times. See ya later.

How can you be enjoying this rancid shit? Awful football and Steve the Genius Mcmanaman droning on endlessly about absolutely nothing. Joined by that prick Lescott as well. Fuck this. I’ve got a table at the Luxx in an hour. See ya later lads.

Steve Mcmanaman on the comms. God help us all. Awful match so far. see ya later lads.

Leicester: Premier League champions FA Cup winners Plymouth away

German football is utter shit. Poor defenders and goalkeepers. Laughable refereeing. Entertaining for a few laughs but you can clearly see why some players who excel in the Bundesliga can’t make it in the Prem. see ya later lads.

Havertz is a despicable little rat.

Good man Chris. I stole his job. Such is life.

Get fucked!!!

Luton are laughably bad. How is the Barcelona of the North losing to this League Two setup?

HELLO!

Adam Armstrong coming on. Such a useless little shit!

Ten Hag fucking bald cunt.

With what? They can’t defend for shit. There’s no way that fat cunt gets that defense sorted so quickly.

Just finishing up my application. See ya later lads.

No need for words like these.

My local Job Centre is closed on Saturdays.

Romero is a joke. Nice win today lads. Young Eddie might get you CL. Remember when we got 5th? Good times. See ya later.

Rob Holding struggling because he is a Championship defender suddenly involved with the title deciding match in the Prem. Fucking hair transplant cunt.

I’ve applied for the job lads.

Arteta is a prat. He should go back to City and move cones around for that fucking bawld cunt Pep.

Evening.