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This thread is on par with Arsenal's handling of Thomas Partey.

Another nail in the mega cunt coffin of Arteta and his Jake Humphries cringe business wanker patter, Captain Black lego heeded dome, nonce-clapping and gesticulating like an absolute vagina ways. Fuck Arsenal, reprehensible.

I mean if he's 30 million then we should've already signed him by now.

Mackem

Teams who are given free reign to execute the shite pep-ball niggling fouls on transition are also effective against us. Brighton and Bournemouth being two examples the shit housing cunts.

60 mil for Elanga it is then. Happy days...

Have Chelsea or Man City Intercepted this yet?

30% of Targett's.

We'll always have shit interviews and the Lloyd Kelly deal. Thanks for the memories Phil.

Enjoy League 2 on loan Sean. Big burly men might knock some sense into your haircut.

Taking up real estate from who we should've had on our shirts all along; Jimmy Nail.

Might be sounding like a mackem here and one for unpopular opinions no doubt but I think this is a bit cringe/lame and would rather he wasn't so intertwined with it.

Clearly we need to replicate Everton and Southampton.

I can already see headlines like "Sour Kraut" coming our way when he inevitably fails.

I've resigned myself to accepting a stadium shaped like Jimmy Nail's 12 inch trouser snake with Ant & Dec statues on an elevated bellend.

He's not though, that's the problem, he's an all time shite finisher for a striker. Saying that yes Howe would make him more effective but why give him a starting position of dross if we don't need to? Sign better in first instance.

Tuchel's Carlton Palmer.

I mean yeah but it's for fannies.

More I think about the more I want it. Possession is and always will be for fannies. He perfectly fits the "progress vertically quickly" mantra we have, we don't play for possession's sake, we seek to hurt immediately and his speed will only help that. Tonali and Bruno will be loving his runs...and the kicker, if Eddie wants him, I now want him

Has Mitchell chucked it because all his rando forrins were poo pooed by Eddie?

Checked him out on FM and he's labelled as the next Miodrag Pivas. Enjoy Willem II ya grey haired doyle.

What's him being flaccid got to do with it?

Young and English and his name doesn't sound like queef fan.