Nucasol

You mean the thick as whale spunk brigade?

Obviously watched the video clip of that Southampton clogger Tahar El-Khale going through Kieron Dyer in the last game of 2002 and nearly missing the World Cup.

Complete dead rubber, might as well experiment but I’m not exactly sure what the experiment is…

Six easy points. For them. Anyone wanting them up before the start of this season deserves to be chucked in the Sarlaac Pit and digested for 1000 years.

Leeds (h).

20 minutes into today’s Barclays and two goals. Just us and Burnley shit enough to concede.

Half arsed Sunday all round.

Meanwhile the Starlizard Data Nonce signs Angolan and Uzbekistani 2nd tier wunderkids to plant into his Scottish testing grounds before he sells them to the Seagulls.

On the one hand I laugh at Tony Bloom, on the other I’m just exhausted at the Old Firm systematically destroying any threats like Bayern and the Cartel also do.

Sounds like @Rockeresque handiwork.

Spares us 30 more minutes of turgid chod, so all for it.

Morgan Shittaker so far.

Target’s crossing has been lifting.

Matt Targett after 45 mins in the Wembley sun.

I thought Strelec could have done better with the header he put over the bar.

Struggling to stay awake. A power nap currently feels more appealing than watching these two chod merchants going at it.

Winning the Farmersliga

“He’s gone down in my estimation…”

Boro. I’m 45 so a lot of my formative football years and memories involved NUFC in games vs the Beasts. Ginola twisting and turning Neil Cox into submission, Tino’s debut, Laurent Charvet’s stunner, Robert at the Riverside. Much rather them than the Humberside no marks.

I read that as minge bites.

If it doesn’t involve Michelle Collins I’ll be extremely disappointed.

Brighton 1-2 Man United Burnley 2-1 Wolves Palace 1-1 Arsenal Fulham 1-1 Newcastle Liverpool 2-1 Brentford Man City 3-1 Villa Forest 1-2 Bournemouth Spurs 1-1 Everton Sunderland 1-1 Chelsea West Ham 2-1 Leeds

“For you Arry zee punditry ist over…”

Too damn right.

Dark Justice roundup event.