Nucasol

They accept, Guehi says no, and we get another round of “Rejected FC” patter from the usual drongos.

As much as I hate the slippery twat, it’s nice to hear someone in the media defending the club and picking up on Isak’s behaviour. The rest of the noise is all Cartel fluffers thirsting for his “dream move” or wanker Irish banter merchants and the Rejected FC “craic”.

Leoni would be the long term replacement for Van Dick I reckon.

I thought he was a box to box player? Six goals in 34 games in 2023/24 is a decent return but it does seem more an oddity.

Trying to find two strikers, including a top tier prospect, has been more difficult than just getting a Wilson replacement in. I do blame the snake in part.

Who does the Puttanesca Predator think that is?

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The cunt already sleeps in Liverpool pyjamas. The most pious, most righteous football club underhandedly tapping players up again? Who’d have thought it eh?

Hoy the cunt off the Space Needle.

Hopefully the more visibility that it gets, the more pressure there will be to act.

Yes, scruffy fat mess who is about as inspiring as a Kier Starmer speech when doing his analysis.

Legacy

Launching the Guadalajara franchise of Helios.

Skulling the wino again Luke? Please don’t break this out again:

Bizarre caption in The Mail.

Dazzler in at the back post with the rigid tackle and greasy gobbler.

Never. Heart and souls of football. Not really some megalomaniac capitalist Yankee fuckpigs intent on undermining and blocking other clubs’ growth left, right and centre.

HE ONLY WANTS BAYERN

Liverpool 3-0 Bournemouth Villa 3-0 Newcastle Brighton 2-1 Fulham Spurs 3-0 Burnley Sunderland 1-1 West Ham Wolves 1-3 Man City Chelsea 2-0 Palace Forest 2-1 Brentford Man United 1-1 Arsenal Leeds 1-1 Everton

Dusting themselves down and rolling sleeves up time? You know what to do @Rocker

If we do sell Alexander the Snake for the £150m we want, I’d aim for Ederson or Paqueta. Rudoni can wait until January.

ONLY WANTED MANCHESTER UNITED

Guehi probably did similar to be fair. Two against us.

Isn’t that Paedo Philly’s match day costume?