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The “dream of dream” defensive signings.

Benidorm Starter Pack.

Like a Hutchinson. Could be an Amad 2.0.

The Chelsea (PSR) Dodgers

Cherno Samba.

We’ve allegedly done it with Trafford so throwing no rocks here. It’s the murky way it works.

Someone obviously has too much time on their hands (the writer, not you Jack…)

Selling hotels and homegrown talent. They’ll be tight but think of who has gone out the door in that time - we bought Hall for £30m and he’s just the tip of the iceberg.

Screams “check his hard drive”.

You rube!

Castore is garbage. 30 degrees and everything still peels off. Not on the kit but any training wear.

Aged well.

Karl Pilkington with hair.

Because it’s the minions not the competition.

👏

Dan’s biggest fan.

Undoubtedly as all they care about is making more of that sweet, sweet money. ROI baby. I’d argue they’re just bad for society in general, the massive pack of dickheads they are.

Terry Butcher The Mad Mistake Wincey Wee Philly Captain Fishpaste

Yes, allowing Man Utd to pitch for a “at cost” compensation rather than what we want. So ideally we could/should take what Man Utd offer and then sue Ashworth for potential damages and losses caused by him sending over price sensitive information.

As much as I hate the weasel this is more an oversight than anything sinister. Shows an alarming lack of self awareness and courtesy though to not mention it to the club.

Just saying we shouldn’t be hoping the youth team come storming in on their white charger to save the day. Might be the odd breakthrough like Sanusi, Harrison or Shahar but it’s not exactly going to be Class of 92 stuff based on what we’re playing currently.

Has he smashed up the Septics yet?

Getting knocked out by the behemoth that was Hong Kong Rangers…

Boredom generally, never get tired of seeing @Froggy trying to firefight and spin how hard Man Utd have had it, the plucky upstarts they are. Same way people watch that car crash Goldbridge, it’s all tongue in cheek entertainment.

Flimsier than paper that @Froggy, Krafth wouldn’t cost a fee whereas McTominay makes meaningful contributions for Man Utd and Scotland and would happily prop up West Ham’s midfield. McTominay v Brentford at home for you lot was more than Krafth has accomplished in his whole NUFC career.