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Shaun Wright-Phillips tore us to bits when we beat Citeh 4-3 in the league but nose dived as soon as he got the big move to Chelsea. Thought he had massive potential in the right set up. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/3727550.stm#:~:text=Shaun Wright-Phillips' fine individual,to have the final say.

Wheelchair is a good one. Or was it just the Cockney Media overhyping one of their own?

Face like a plasterer’s radio?

45,000 attendance.

My eyes are bleeding.

He’s a Ziyech regen. Turkey calling.

Unsurprising given the likes of that mackem cunt who presents on TalkSPORT and sends unsolicited dick pics to lasses writes for them.

Hardly the £100m+ player he was lining up to be but £40m is still a result, given there was a time many thought he’d be lining up for Porridge FC.

https://www.sportskeeda.com/football/news-no-wonder-he-s-late-training-should-just-retire-fans-fume-gamer-leaks-late-night-win-jadon-sancho-amid-manchester-united-exile Hard to pick between a hapless woman beater and a kid who’s playing as himself on a computer game rather than playing on the pitch but getting paid £300k+ a week. If anything highlights the malaise you’re in it’s these two, for very different reasons.

Far more likely to set up an eSports / gaming team like De Gea.

https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/latest-news/head-physio-danny-murphy-departs/

Scarred by Pope’s brain fart the last time we played Liverpool.

Quality from Gibbs-White but none of the Manc forwards tracking back at all. Light jogging at best. If Bruno goes I’d be looking at a #6 and MG-W as the new look midfield.

Turner needs taking behind the Trent End and shooting.

With Krafth, would we not have Tripper, Tino and Ashby at RB? Also have Sahar developing quickly. Suppose it depends on whether we qualify for Europe. Lascelles and Schar definitely keen to keep, the rest happy to see go. Surely there must be a reserve or youngster coming through?

I’d also see Bruno and Miggy as the most likely to go, possibly Targett if he can get fit.

This summer we have 10 players out of contract that will free up some capacity or need immediately replacing, most of them at the back: GK - Gillespie, Karius RB - Krafth, Manquillo CB - Schar, Lascelles, Watts LB - Dummett Mid - Ritchie, Hendrick Loan - Hall

Sunday “Roast” Club, starring Dyer, Cort, Bramble, Quinn, Jenas and Bellamy.

Possibly - can the inevitable Palace or Burnley bid go in on 1 January?

There’s no way Clarke will be there next season if they don’t go up. It’ll be about how much they get for him and how well they subsequently spend it.

Given his snout was firmly in the trough for Qatar 2022 he’ll be there with Panja and Delaney sharing a suite in the Riyadh Hilton.

Monday will be interesting with the two of us both playing. They lost Roberts to an injury after 15 mins and have to play Preston. We have to navigate Anfield without any more injuries or a Bruno/Joelinton red card.

Definitely attempted mackem psy-Ops in the pre-derby run up. Did you hear the one about Luke O’Nein getting a happy ending off a male masseur at the training ground?

Non update from Howe on him this morning. Doubt we’ll see him before Villa, probably early February more realistically given the time he’s been out.