Nucasol

Klopp has become a whinging entitled pissbag and seeing him floundering after selling a single cog in the machine (Mane) is like catnip.

Flog him to Rangers.

Ten Hag really going the extra mile to rubber stamp his authority. If it fucks them today v Wolves then I’m all for it.

Diallo goes back and it’ll be a Total Recall.

It could be the FA time his ban with the injury he just picked up. Was stretchered off in seemingly a bad way last night.

I’m sure Cronin works for the Chronicle. Not that you can ever go on the Ronnie Gill website as it’s so corrupted by adverts it’s completely unusable.

Think Tielemans and injured Maddison are a smokescreen for the real business being done by Ashworth.

Given they were already on the UEFA watchlist over spurious Covid losses you’d think they’d at least have a modicum of respect for FFP. Apparently not. They’ll also spunk north of £60m this summer on Rice.

Jurgen’s non-existent ceiling:

Don’t know enough about him to comment but it is refreshing to see the club starting to think strategically about replacing older players by phasing in younger replacements rather than just doling out 3 year deals to 30+ year olds. Scarred by giving an ageing Dwight Gayle a new contract.

Someone got a nice Crystal Meth stocking filler this Christmas.

Luke AIDSwards.

That four to six point swing every season kept them up.

Man City for them this Saturday at the Emptyhad.

Mike’s mate has finally been caught: https://mothership.sg/2022/12/nelson-loh-caught-in-china/

Hoy £150m on that and it’s £-375m. https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/chelsea-west-ham-ffp-uefa-financial-fair-play-b1022820.html?amp

A stern word from Seferin and a wedgie from Nasser Al-Khelaifi.

Anyone else hate that 12 Cantonas song?

Bruceasaurus Rex. King of the dinosaurs ?

Genuinely wondering how they can keep spending how they are. Badashile and Fernandez would be £150m.

Agent talk.

One of the very first victims of Mike Ashley’s New World Disorder.

Following the well trodden “Darren Gibson Trail” from Old Trafford to Goodison according to the papers this morning. Next stop Sunderland and ploughing into a row of parked cars at 6am whilst pissed out his brain.

James Rodriguez Mk.II

The Sparrowhawk. https://amp.theguardian.com/football/2000/jan/21/newsstory.sport4