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Dummett is 5 years past his sell by date. More rotten than a mackem’s teeth.

Six year deal by those absolute cretins in charge.

Absolute throbber of a man. Hopefully he gets RSD from blocking and it inhibits his wanking.

This transfer bath was already warm; now someone’s thrown a boiled kettles worth of water into it.

Ornstein still on it like a car bonnet. God status.

Watching Edwards flail about this window like a fish out of water ha been one of the best unintended consequences of the takeover. Hopefully he’ll fuck off the NUFC beat and become womens football correspondent for The Guardian.

Swap Diaby for Pedro and Bank Holiday weekend will be like the last days of Rome…

Inject the embeds.

Getting “Timmy from South Park having a fit” vibes.

Found this vaguely amusing, particularly “dollop of insulation foam”.

Pre-FFP but the sale of their training ground was the biggest grift ever. Makes Everton’s covid accounts look gospel by comparison: https://www.theversed.com/32754/real-madrids-success-was-expensed-by-the-spanish-government/#.9tzU2eEm35 https://www.goal.com/en-gb/amp/news/real-madrid-president-perez-needs-to-live-within-his-means-after-/pt5tjk35j60k19i9klnyz7g20

Might piss on Arsenal’s chips in trying to sign Paqueta (hopefully…)

Dark Justice on speed dial.

IMHO.

Seedless.

Unfairly? He’s spent the whole of Bruce’s time needling the fan base, is insufferably arrogant - see Ajax and Womens Football as two case studies - and is doubling down on this heel persona to remain relevant. It’s little wonder large chunks of our fan base think he’s a prick.

Good luck with that one. He’s basically the bastard love child of The Mountain from Game of Thrones and a 1980s ‘female’ East German shot putter.

Man of Glass.

Forest - I don’t know what’s going on there - the Greek chairman has just lost his shit. Everton can’t spend like they want either, although their covid accounting to try and get round FFP was hilarious in its creativity.

How Chelsea can spend like this when the rest of the league outside the Sinister Six are handcuffed by FFP is absolute horseshit. Unless the £60m is heavily bulked out by Gordon winning the treble every season, then Everton are massively pegging Boehly and Chelsea with this.

Fucking melt ?

Tres chaud indeed ?

Forest still haven’t finished their squad overhaul - keep Brennan Johnson + 24 new signings.

Only Premier League or can we add in players from our three seasons in Div1/Championship? PL only: GK: Alnwick RB: Geremi CB: Campbell CB: Cacapa LB: Wayne Quinn RM: Cabella CM: Hamilton CM: Georgiadis LM: Brady CF: De Jong CF: Rivière Big mentions to JDT, Andreas Andersson, Facundo Ferreyra and Ian Rush up front. Squeezing so much shite into two slots is too hard.