Nucasol

Hang it in The Louvre. Loch Ness Drogba ffs.

8 days off now before Wolves, wrapped in cotton wool job.

Ian Wright being an ungrateful whopper in the post match analysis.

Paying in @Beren currency. Zinc tablets for you fella.

Get fucked Paelladyce.

Would need to be 30,000 seats bigger. Only a 45k capacity.

What’s up with the corners?

Grabara and Angel Gomes: https://www.caughtoffside.com/2025/01/07/newcastle-transfer-samil-grabara/amp/

Bournemouth’s Evanilson out for a while with a broken metatarsal. Will miss the game v us next week.

Cuckold Palace love their Cartel favourites too much to flog to us.

Currently waiting on what pre-travel formation @Paully has selected. Will OXO cube get a recall or is he going with the tried and tested can of Winalot, Kinder Surprise and Tampax triumvirate?

Parish lapping up Boehly’s jizzy bathwater like that creep in Saltburn.

Make a banner for that you wannabe St Pauli nonces.

Or they buy something else to get free delivery

They’ll be trying to get Tosin out the door for cash but no one will go near his wages. Fofana injured for the season again too.

Reckon sub-20k if it snows again.

Got to say I Njoi seeing former targets failing, particularly when they knock us back.

No doubt RTG will claim Bromley took 10,000, the weird fuckers, as they seek to justify why they only got 12,000 vs Stoke.

Schar and Burn are 33 by the end of the season, Lascelles 31 and Krafth 30. Krafth is good as a jack of all trades but Lascelles should be done as a Top 4 level centre back after that injury. We definitely need a younger pacier CB.

We don’t have the Arsenal, Liverpool or Man City luxury of doing that. Between Schar’s suspensions and Botman/Lascelles injuries we’ve been really lucky Dan Burn has been a rock at the back.

My issue is the clubs being focused on these “customers” more than the long term local lifeblood of these clubs. Seems to have been a huge skew in interest and bending over for megastore trolley dashers who’ll sit politely viewing the game through their phone rather than groups of likeminded “legacy fans” who’ll actually get behind the team.

Definitely not De Ligt on his feet.

Sizzlers from both Martinez and Gakpo, love a roof of the net finish.

Not a peep from the Liverpool fans / tourists in the stands either.