Nucasol

Cartel furiously scurrying about to change the rules. Cuckold Parish doing his Masters’ bidding in trying to line up the 10 usual PL sacrificial lambs to vote it through.

Most said it was nowhere near the £12m being thrown about. I think the first bid was something like £3m. Edit: The first bid was actually to take him on loan. Shithouses.

The P is for Penis.

Un?

The simple minded twat is an embarrassment to the fan base. Unfortunately I think because he now gets 50,000 views on his videos he’s now trying to be more controversial a la Goldbridge to move to the next level of YewChoob cuntiness.

Problem is it gives the little gimp more airtime.

Presumably or he’d be lasting 15 seconds with this thirsty beggar:

Daddy P taking the opportunity to meet and greet his female London fans at the local Travelodge.

Dear god man pull yourself together. Anyone wanting Arteta to win anything other than a lifetime of herpes needs a check up.

It’s non-stop pissed it down since Sunday morning. At stages it’s been like the cloudburst we had in Newcastle in 2011 when everything went to shit on the Central Motorway and Great North Road.

Another stellar weekend. 18s and 21s both losing at home.

Lopetegui looks a good shout for first for the chop.

Agreed that’s the problem. Only hope is he’s fit for December with the hellscape schedule we’ll face.

Welcome Steve Parish.

Lucky to play 20 games this season if we’re talking a bulging disc.

Linked to PSG this morning in the Spanish press.

Body is fucked, time to replace properly.

Weapons grade narcissism by No Hope.

Talk in the papers already about Chelsea flogging Mudryk. £62m basic rising to £87m with add ons, wonder if any of them have been activated. Can’t see them getting more than £30m back which would be a near £18m hit.

2 years build time. Planning expedited as Secretary of State waived the right to an enquiry. All on Wiki: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_James'_Park

Hippy Crack balloon addict allegedly. https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/21841867/man-utd-brandon-williams-inhale-hippy-crack/amp/ https://www.goal.com/en-gb/lists/man-utd-brandon-williams-claims-inhaled-laughing-gas-high-speed-car-crash/blt1c94cae5d3c3faa3

Loves a pain au raisin that lad.

West Ham 1-1 Chelsea Villa 2-1 Wolves Fulham 1-1 Newcastle Leicester 1-1 Everton Liverpool 2-0 Bournemouth Southampton 2-2 Ipswich Spurs 3-1 Brentford Palace 2-2 Man United Brighton 3-1 Forest Man City 1-1 Arsenal

Something comforting about Jon Champion on commentary.