Nucasol

Happy to be proved wrong. Delighted to have him in the team and he’s everything you want in the modern fullback.

Enzo Fernandez cost three times their club and all its assets.

Newcastle 1-2 Arsenal Bournemouth 1-1 Man City Ipswich 2-1 Leicester Liverpool 2-1 Brighton Forest 1-1 West Ham Southampton 1-2 Everton Wolves 2-1 Palace Spurs 1-1 Villa Man United 1-1 Chelsea Fulham 1-1 Brentford

The Callum Wilson Softhands Suite.

The P is for “Particularlystrangelittleman”.

The ghoul cunt will be revelling in our poor form.

Hairy muff > Damian Duff

FACT

Being housed in a leper colony. Isolation wages of £99k p/w.

Farewell to the Bald Pervert.

Howe has had a couple of years to solve that problem and hasn’t. That’s more concerning than today’s performance.

Hook, line and sinker.

Probably Fat Pat.

All the usual tourists going to the Emptyhad bailed out to travel to El Classico, judging by the crowd.

Penbappe.

That’s lovely. In the meantime we flog Isak to injury breaking point over the Xmas period.

Hopefully going for a full musculoskeletal transplant.

Leicester 2-2 Forest Villa 1-1 Bournemouth Brentford 2-0 Ipswich Brighton 2-1 Wolves Man City 3-0 Southampton Everton 2-1 Fulham Chelsea 3-1 Newcastle Palace 1-2 Spurs West Ham 1-1 Man United Arsenal 1-1 Liverpool

From Eddie.

Piss weak excuse. He’s had his chance. Will remember him fondly as someone there keeping us afloat under the cabbage and then during Eddie’s first couple of seasons but just went injury AWOL in the times we really needed him.

USA USA USA 🇺🇸

Rollover (and see it’s burned bottom) Hotdog

That pencil necked cunt Parrish won’t sell him to us out of some misaligned pride. Certainly not at a knockdown price.