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Could be worse. “Brucey’s at the wheel. Tell me how good does it feel. We got Agnew and Clemence and Banks. Team’s gone right down the Armitage Shanks. At the buffet he’ll take it all. He’ll take it all…”

P-P-PSR

Drill top, sweatshirt and T-shirt acquired. £80, £85 and £50 respectively. Only other item is the away top for £90.

Last time it came through about 45 minutes late.

Classic south coast spreadsheet shagging minnows. Like Bournemouth and their 700 yesterday. Premier League status is completely wasted on these soulless melts.

Spent the whole time whinging about what they spent the whole Mike Ashley tenure whinging about not having.

Latest True Faith episode of the match yesterday is the most soul crushingly negative shite.

This. For those of us who lived through the Stevenage debacle, I’d rather not go through another The Sun driven hate campaign.

Emptyhad blue seats looking resplendent on MoTD.

He’s a fucking magician. Got so much respect for him. Could have easily sacked today off to get a breather mid-Feb but showed his desire to win.

Thomas Fucked.

Thought it went downhill when he failed to bury that one in the 6th minute. Needs to get back up to speed quickly.

Needs a fresh start, hopefully someone comes in with a decent bid.

Just won our 4th game in a row and you’re still bitching. Give it a breather lad.

This fucking club man, love it.

Eddie and his south coast spreadsheet shagger curse striking again in the cup.

Really not being helped by either Ramsey or Willock. Two of the same player and they’re both shorn of any confidence and competence at the moment.

Cutting them to ribbons so far. Just need to be on the end of that last pass.

You mean Zinedin ZiDanNeil? Never. Anyone seen the Lesser Spotted Chris Rigg? Better than Miley marra.

On the positive side, City have been linked with Kayode at RB from Brentford (21) so the hope is they go after him instead and leave Wor Tino alone.

His body is either completely fucked or his head has gone. Either way, the idea of us having 5 CBs is a total myth and we probably need to get one in, probably a project player to see us through the season with the congestion of games we have.

Price of football kits - what a wanker this bloke is: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1lzv94qnpyo

Rich owners, yes, Sandbanks, more benign climate and proximity to London, no.