Nucasol

Definitely think the surviving Dildo Brother and the Plastic Karen will bullet him if they lose.

Is it the black buttons? I thought they were white on the OG?

Porsches and ski holidays? One step away from bootcut jeans. Eliminate the cunts.

No one wants to see Voldemort waving his purple wand in your direction whilst you’re doing the nasty.

Got to be the biggest one GW swing on record, excluding folk who missed their picks.

What did the slobbery transfer schill say?

This Manager banter era is unmatched. It’s like I’m a Celebrity, different cunt thrown out each day. Or a double eviction on Mondays.

Sela’s deal was announced as multi-year. Could be 2, could be more.

Bigger than 52.5k and we drop out the top 10 by 2030 of capacities in English club grounds.

“What do you mean Lee?”

Is @Disco still maniacally sticking pins into his threadbare Thomas Frank voodoo doll?

Cherki and Foden have been gash.

Need Michael Duberry heading one into his own net here.

Rolling up a copy of the Ronnie Gill and using it as a piss funnel into their Canada Goose or Michael Kors jacket hood.

Great minds…

Cabaye.

When the game becomes secondary to talking about your car and affluence, you should be grassed up and removed. Similar the old fogeys, outed and made to watch it home where you can enjoy the silence.

Gameweek 21 West Ham 1-1 Forest Bournemouth 2-1 Spurs Brentford 2-1 Sunderland Palace 2-2 Villa Everton 2-1 Wolves Fulham 1-1 Chelsea Man City 2-1 Brighton Burnley 1-2 Man United Newcastle 2-1 Leeds Arsenal 2-1 Liverpool

What a pair of weapons. It’s shite like them clogging up seats in the ground each game that have seen our support nosedive.

Glad you enjoyed it and even more that they got the win for you!

We’ve got some proper grim folk clinging onto their showy season tickets.