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You’re not playing for Palace now Eze you slack twat.

You’ve spelt insipid wrong.

Kane done here, hobbling about. Get Toney or Watkins on.

Lucky lad at the moment.

A big Lazio lump? Agreed.

Genuinely detest Southgate.

Akanji absolutely owning Kane there.

Kane now playing in Declan Rice’s position. Got to respect Big Gareth’s dedication to 1974 Holland Total Football here.

To quote the great Clay Davis - shit.

Genuinely befuddled that out of all the possible solutions, he chose this one.

Got to say I’ve been impressed by Mainoo. Don’t tell @Froggy

St Helens rugby league special.

I think that extra £40m-50m in the kitty helps refresh the squad markedly, along with the wage capacity.

the chain-wrapped anvil that will eventually bring them all down Spot on.

Looking forward to the Feds nicking Rapenaldo.

Hang it in the Louvre.

Step down though.

Can someone Photoshop that Eastenders picture of Phil Mitchell bogwashing Ian Beale with Big Paul Mitchell and Weasely Dan’s boats on.

Embedded tweet, I’m begging yas:

Essentially aye.

Glad you say “lad I know” rather than a mate. Sounds a proper whopper.

Like the Hawk Tuah girl, it’s time to swoop into action.

One more season of our own shitty rules before that even shittier UEFA ones kick in. This season is a shadow one.

Definitely wouldn’t be paying the PL Premium for Neto. Would rather go shopping in Spain, France, Germany or Portugal for someone half the price and a bit more of a gamble. The £60m Wolves would want is a ‘no thanks’.

I think the appointments of Hughes etc won’t have them buying the already established expensive players. Think they’ll be back to taking punts on those just below the cusp but with high ceilings like Mane, Firmino et al.