Nucasol

Bit rapey. Can’t imagine Haka Cracker Chrissy Wood and MGW would be down for that shit. Milenkovic has probably done worse though, war criminal looking mother fucker that he is…

Still have visions of him dragging his crippled ass to the sideline. Didn’t we get £6m payout for that?

Some clawback that from snaggleteeth and boggle-eyes.

Substitute Spanish for Greek.

Got the tracky bottoms as well in a moment of weakness. Absolute FKW territory now.

Biggest mystery to me and actually wondered why he didn’t click on with the Carroll sale. Maybe he thought because we sold him for £35m with a shit academy we could carry on doing it. Build a moderately priced production system to develop low cost raw materials into high margin products. Instead he bought the cheapest priced production system he could get and it wasn’t good enough to produce high sale money spinners for the club. Same thing with France and transfers. Did well one year and just sat back on his laurels.

Paging @Rocker - you strike again my friend.

Hoping Isak’s hamstrings snap more violently than a banjo string after 24 hours of non-stop lube free rutting.

Lee Ryder.

Such a win for the club if they can get this right. It will hugely move the needle for us. Of all the areas, this alongside commercial income are where Ashley fucked NUFC the hardest.

I think it’s largely irrelevant if we build the stadium as revenues will rocket, particularly commercial income.

Succession planning. Hopefully sooner rather than later.

Horsewanking cunt. They should be above England for him, the weird little deviant.

Judging by the blue track top they are more loose fit than slim fit but wouldn’t describe them as excessively baggy.

Martin Netanyahu at it again. He hates the Arabs.

BIG MINGE IS BACK BOYS

Link? Do they look like the Bukta ones with the club crest down the shoulders/sleeves?

Track top, all three t-shirts, drill top and half zip. Truly the “take my money” meme.

Arsenal 2-1 Forest Bournemouth 2-2 Brighton Palace 2-1 Sunderland Everton 1-1 Villa Fulham 2-1 Leeds Newcastle 2-1 Wolves West Ham 1-2 Spurs Brentford 1-2 Chelsea Burnley 0-3 Liverpool Man City 3-1 Man United

It’s effectively Man City joining the Cartel formally now. They had a chance to deliver a death punch to PSR’s jugular but have now baked it in, safe in the knowledge they’re sitting on their own £1bn feathered nest with Etihad and the same with Puma.

I’ve got £250 worth of vouchers for the adidas site, so wanted to balance between free delivery on the club site, getting those most likely to sell out and maximising those. Track top, t-shirt, half zip white top and t-shirt for £255 means I’m only paying £5.

Uli Holemess.