Virtua Stiva

Two players that should have been suspended. That ref from last week will be getting a canny Christmas present from Barcelona

Poor cunt is going to score a hat trick at the Nou Camp and somehow still lose

Couple more of their lot could have easily been booked IMO

Just had to get to half time

Yamal need a good hiding

Saying Flick is doing a good job “with academy players” is slightly underselling the fact Barca have the best academy in the world

Goes to show if you kick up a stink at every perceived injustice, it’ll start to play into the officials thinking

Someone’s got to beat them at home eventually

The bloke is a laughing stock and I can’t imagine the players responding to his nonsense a few months down the line

More vintage referee stupidity

Respected the ball so much that it was only Reece James that wanted to hit it hard

It’s a big if but if we knock Barcelona out, the sheer momentum from that will carry on into the derby. Last game before the break too, just empty the tanks one last time

Have a good window that improves the depth around the club and EL/CL would be great, man. I get the arguments about revenue and needing CL to close the gap but from a football fan POV, the “lesser” European cups are a chance for silverware, away trips to new teams and I think we’d manage it fine tbh.

If Wissa ever looks like the player we thought we’d bought, shift him out to the left hand side and keep Gordon up front.

Aye, I’ll give him some credit for booking Caicedo early on instead of letting him get 8 or 9 fouls in before his booking like the others do

The usual fawning from “Fletch” when anyone from Man City does literally anything of note. He’s a fucking embarrassment that bloke

Time to hear weeks of OTT reaction about a kid who will end up playing for Fulham in 3 seasons

Brilliant away performance. Clearly taken a lot of confidence from that performance midweek

So we’ll get nothing because this clownshoe ref assumes it’s all time wasting and skullduggery, aye?

I’d book Cucarella for going on like that. Then again, if I was ref, no teams would actually finish a game

Are you on delay?

VAR will be delighted to give that one

These Chelsea huddles

If Chelsea want one keeper, they’ll sign a minimum of three

If Leverkusen got that, Arteta would never shut the fuck about it