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That would be absolutely tragic for them. I hope it happens.

He should have been sacked for that cardigan/skinny tie combo alone. No place for that bullshit in 2022.

This forum needs renaming www.hamstrings-online.org

Josh Murphy? Done fuck all and is now 27 years old and plying his trade at Oxford United.

The fuck is going on in this thread? Is everyone five pints deep already and going full radge?

Cunt signed yet?

Surely they should get Bally in 'till the end of the season?

Top 10 Champo? I think that's being very generous. He's an attacking player who can't shoot, pass or cross. He's as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike. At least some lower league cloggers bring energy or disruption, despite having no quality.

1000% this. We're doing so much better with a squad of good people under a manager that cares than other teams who rely on rotten apples like Lingard and Alli. Ekitike chinning us off has been a huge blessing in disguise now we have this hero in waiting. Oh, and 14. #Ginola v2.

This. Man Utd can suck our collective balls. They are history and in a few short years we'll be looking down on then as Man City do now. We owe them nothing and it's going to be hilarious passing them on the way up very shortly.

Absolute waste of a shirt at the club right now. Was shit when we signed him and he's been nothing but shit since. No place at our club for dross like this. He might be a nice lad, but he clearly doesn't listen at all to the coaching staff, because his game hasn't improved one jot in all of the years he's been here. He can get to fuck with his negative play too, doesn't even try to do the right thing. Having absolute gash like him at the club actually harms our reputation and makes us less attractive to decent players. Just loan him out to anyone. Cover his wages if needs be. How much does it cost to terminate someone's contract? Do you have to pay it up in full?

We've got a really harmonious squad at the minute and are about to sign two quality forwards. The last thing we need is an out of form CF who will feel entitled to be first choice from a squad that has got some really serious character problems. No thanks.

I was thinking more getting Trippier off the pitch to protect him from these horrible, dirty scouse tramps.

As I see it: Pope - Unlikely to do better Trippier - Captain fantastic, unlikely to do better Botman - Likely to grow into a top drawer CB Burn - Very good, but will likely be upgraded next year and become backup Targett - solid, but as per Burn. Willock - Looking good, could be upgraded and become a bench option Jur - Nailed on place in the team Bruno - Top class ASM - Looking like he'll grow into our top level winger Pedro - Could be decent. Might also end up as squad depth Isak - Likely to be our other top winger. That means that we have 7/11 top players, so 4 big signings away from genuinely challenging for trophies. The rest become our depth. Marquee LB, CB, CM and CF signings means that our next 11 would be: Dubs Krafth Burn Scharr Targett Willock Shelvey Longstaff Almiron Wilson Anderson Of those, only CM and one winger need looking at. We're not far away from having a top squad...

7th-o-meter? Try 4th-o-meter.

I don't think we'll sell him, he's fine as an impact sub or backup. It's more likely we'll shift Murphy TBH. That pathetic dive he did to lose the ball at the end against City rather than trying to do something productive was the final straw for me. At least Almiron does something.

If we get Isak and Pedro, he's down to 4th choice. Hopefully he'll find another club to play for soon and he won't just rot in our reserves. Be nice if we promoted a young CF to 4th place to bring them through. Hope he finds a suitor soon, even on a free if needs be.

Would love to see both Pedro and Isak come in. Would be a top front three with Maxi. Next window, CDM and a top drawer LB and CB pls.

Give a mackem cheesy chips and he'll eat for a day. Show him how to use a microwave and he'll feed the family for a lifetime.

After yesterday, I couldn't care less about these irrelevant cunts. They are just noise now.

At risk of sounding like a pedantic cock, the UK life expectancy is 81, so most of us will see 80.

I think he'll be our next Collocini. Once he gets fully up to speed with the PL, I can see him leading our back line for the next decade.

Magnificent effort, decision making massively improved. Still a dodgy finisher. I'm convinced Howe et al will get him naturally hoofing the ball at the goal with either foot without hesitation. When this comes, he'll be a really useful player for us. Top lad too.

All I'm going to say is thank fuck for VAR - without it, the ref would have achieved his aim to be City's MotM. Horrible, bent performance. I hope we never see the cunt again.

I hope that thundercunt Grealish enjoyed Miggy's goal from Left-Back-In-The-Changing-Room-Ville.