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Let's give them Callum Wilson as a thank you. Im sure they'll appreciate that as he's better than Hojlund, even in his current state.

Thank you, Manure. From the bottom of my heart. I really do mean that. That said, you can now go back to being shit again.

We deserve it certainly. For as bad as we were today, Villa were far worse.

We need a plan B. This running around like headless chickens is not going to work everyday. We need someone with a bit of composure, someone who can keep the ball and create.

As he should be. That was a shambles today, and not for first time this season.

Redcafe on Wednesday, Villatalk today. It's the gifts that keep on giving. We're being spoiled here.

Utter bottlers, but thank goodness for Man Utd.

We ain't scoring here. Need Man Utd to beat Villa.

These sorts of performances have been all too common this season.

Im more nervous for this because I didn't really expect us to beat Liverpool, tbh. This feels more like trying to frantically find a misplaced winning lottery ticket.

Shooting practice for Man Utd. Just take one of these chances, you useless cunts.

That Hojlund is literally one of the worst strikers in have ever seen. If Villa qualify today, he will be the main reason why. The lad couldn't finish his dinner to save his life.

If Villa lose, we are more or less guaranteed to be in the top 5, right?

Man Utd should be ahead.

Sheffield Utd wouldn't have done anything in the Prem anyway. Like Norwich City, just happy to take the cash and not even try to stay up. At least with Sunderland, we'll get the laughs at seeing them get pumped every week.

What a dreadful player Kiefer Moore is.

Pleasing scenes.

Surely the time has come to get Gareth Southgate in as manager?

How bad must you be to lose all 4 times this season to this Spurs side?

Redcafe will be the place to be tonight for top notch entertainment if Spurs can hang on here.

Salah signing that new 2 year deal has put Liverpool in a great position sadly.

Is Delap going to be their main striker for next season? I can see that ending in tears.

Remember when some people thought Potter was a better manager than Eddie Howe?

Aye, shame it never got to see Championship football though, before leaving. No other club or ground had deserved it more.

Well played Palarse.