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Yeah Tiote at his best could dominate a midifeld. I remember a game vs Man U where he just won everything. That said he didn't really hit those height very often particularly after the first year or two and he was pretty limited going forward. I'd categorise under good rather than great personally, though he could be great at times.

Smouldering

Well I couldn't decide who to pick so I've just chosen a bunch of handsome fuckers. Karius Beye Schar Botman Distin Cabaye Bruno Marveaux Viana Ginola Wilson

They need to stop copying our schtick.

Perhaps he's planning to go down without a fight!

Yeah, would be nice if he did something to deserve the knighthood.

I quite like these tactics videos, but I always feel it's worth remembering that if the game's tactics were exactly the same but they were the ones who took their chances and won 2-0, there'd be a ton of videos about the genius way Arteta broke Newcastle's defence.

God yes. Please!

I'm sure everyone will remember Villa fans when we went down and behave maturely and sympathetically.

I have an image in my head now of a sushi restaraunt, but with Chelsea youth players on the conveyor belt and other clubs picking the ones they want.

Me too, I feel like someone must have done that.

Just need to throw the game against Bromley and they're there for the taking!

True, though I think when Saudi spend big on fees it's usually on big names. Perhaps they'll do us a little PSR favour though, you never know.

Hope was saying they'd be buying out his contract. So we get maybe £1 million in funds and save another million on wages is my guess. Can't see anyone paying 6million for a 36 year old dubravka they can sign for free in 6 months.

Yeah there were 5 injuries in the second half including three head injuries: Gordon, Dubs, Burn. Joelinton and their keeper also has stoppages so I didn't think 10 mins was unsurprising. In injury time Botman also went down and had to go off so that probably added at least another minute or so, plus any general bits of time wasting during the 10 mins. Didn't seem particularly sus to me.

FYP

Yeah Eddie's hardly going to say he can't wait for him to fuck off.

Yeah I'd go with this, stack the bench with a few of our better youngsters and a couple of experienced heads just in case

Feel like Rooney's one of those guys who was so talented from such a young age that he'll struggle to really understand and get the best out of people who aren't as gifted, which is almost everyone.

The Real Deal (tm)

3 goals in 4 now. He's in really good form atm.

Yeah would be great. Even if it's just an away friendly against Macedonia.

Then he probably does a bunch of hill repeats after.

How many players have won 2 league cups for teams they don't actually play for?

£175million motherfuckers.