BottledDog Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 not worried about this signing in the slightest Oh, really..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Lets face it, with no official news on .co.uk and no press conference I think we can safely say he has not signed yet, we could go on for another 50 pages trying to guess why. Changed his mind Paperwork problems Depor want more money Player considering other offers Could be any of the above Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Boy Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Maybe he's training in secret. They'll start the match with Taylor and Cacapa, Man U will whip up on those two, and then the lights will all go off, some pyro will pop and Coloccini will run out of the tunnel and tackle the ball away from Ronaldo. The crowd will shit. Then he'll walk to the sidelines and wait to be subbed in officially and the game will carry on without incident. All very likely except Ronaldo is injured. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Lets face it, with no official news on .co.uk and no press conference I think we can safely say he has not signed yet, we could go on for another 50 pages trying to guess why. Changed his mind Paperwork problems Depor want more money Player considering other offers Could be any of the above I am 100% confident he is a Newcastle player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Lets face it, with no official news on .co.uk and no press conference I think we can safely say he has not signed yet, we could go on for another 50 pages trying to guess why. Changed his mind Paperwork problems Depor want more money Player considering other offers Could be any of the above If it does collapse they'll be hell to pay! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Maybe he's training in secret. They'll start the match with Taylor and Cacapa, Man U will whip up on those two, and then the lights will all go off, some pyro will pop and Coloccini will run out of the tunnel and tackle the ball away from Ronaldo. The crowd will shit. Then he'll walk to the sidelines and wait to be subbed in officially and the game will carry on without incident. All very likely except Ronaldo is injured. I exaggerated the Ronaldo part to make it more plausible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 not worried about this signing in the slightest Oh, really..... cool as ice man, cool as ice shitting bricks about the rest of the team like!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 not worried about this signing in the slightest Oh, really..... cool as ice man, cool as ice shitting bricks about the rest of the team like!! I have no confidence about any of it anymore, just pained hope. Fingers? Everything I have is crossed. I'm all up in knots here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Maybe he's training in secret. They'll start the match with Taylor and Cacapa, Man U will whip up on those two, and then the lights will all go off, some pyro will pop and Coloccini will run out of the tunnel and tackle the ball away from Ronaldo. The crowd will s***. Then he'll walk to the sidelines and wait to be subbed in officially and the game will carry on without incident. All very likely except Ronaldo is injured. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I think I've actually stopped caring. This is boring me so much that I can no longer put off my task at work anymore: getting a re-engraving on the trophy that South Africa just won off England in cricket as the company mispelled Basil D'Oliveira. Thank you and goodnight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I don't really know why we are talking about it. We have heard nothing for 4 days so there is nothing to talk about atm. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I think I've actually stopped caring. This is boring me so much that I can no longer put off my task at work anymore: getting a re-engraving on the trophy that South Africa just won off England in cricket as the company mispelled Basil D'Oliveira. Thank you and goodnight. The hours must just whizz by! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guinness Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I must admit it's strange that the club haven't made any announcement about this yet despite him being at the game with Valencia and Ashley having his name on the back of his shirt. They had the ideal opportunity to unveil him today if he has indeed signed, just hope things are sorted soon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest labrowski Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Sky sports has him listed in the squad! How odd. http://www.skysports.com/football/team/0,19734,11678,00.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Sky sports has him listed in the squad! How odd. http://www.skysports.com/football/team/0,19734,11678,00.html Not really. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luc Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Sky sports has him listed in the squad! How odd. http://www.skysports.com/football/team/0,19734,11678,00.html How old! This was posted five days ago Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 This thread is embarrassing man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 This thread is embarrassing man. Aye. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 i'm sure they are wanting terry mac and keegan to grow their hair back so they have a perfect picture opportunity Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Theory #467: We've signed loads of shit hot players, and pretending they haven't signed, plus we'll lie about Gutierrez's status and Owen's injury. Manchester United will look at the tactics for playing the following team: Given Beye Taylor Cacapa Enrique Milner Butt Guthrie Duff Smith Martins but at 3:30pm we'll announce the following: Given Beye Coloccini Faye Warnock Gutierrez Xavi Tiago N'Zogbia Owen Martins Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Theory #468: He hasn't signed yet because we want to save money on wages. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 So we've signed loads of shit hot players, but only put 2 of them in the team? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Zany as ever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Theory #467: We've signed loads of shit hot players, and pretending they haven't signed, plus we'll lie about Gutierrez's status and Owen's injury. Manchester United will look at the tactics for playing the following team: Given Beye Taylor Cacapa Enrique Milner Butt Guthrie Duff Smith Martins but at 3:30pm we'll announce the following: Given Beye Coloccini Faye Warnock Gutierrez Xavi Tiago N'Zogbia Owen Martins The fact that you spent time typing that out makes me want to weep for mankind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicago_shearer Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Theory #467: We've signed loads of s*** hot players, and pretending they haven't signed, plus we'll lie about Gutierrez's status and Owen's injury. Manchester United will look at the tactics for playing the following team: Given Beye Taylor Cacapa Enrique Milner Butt Guthrie Duff Smith Martins but at 3:30pm we'll announce the following: Given Beye Coloccini Faye Warnock Gutierrez Xavi Tiago N'Zogbia Owen Martins We win 2-1, Man Utd decide that it isn't fair that we deceived them, the result is overturned by the FA and Man Utd are awarded a 0-3 victory. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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