Fabricio Coloccini signed from Deportivo La Coruña on 5 year deal

[Fatwax]

Dunno, that seems to go against Guti & Guthrie getting mentioned.. plus Colo probably would have been at the training session yesterday or at least on NUFCtv..

 

It's probably the registration. We've got monkeys for admin or something.

[Jamie]

Should've gave him number 5 imo

[Syrette]

This is ridiculous to be honest, I wonder who is to blame.

[relámpago blanco]

Dunno, that seems to go against Guti & Guthrie getting mentioned.. plus Colo probably would have been at the training session yesterday or at least on NUFCtv..

 

It's probably the registration. We've got monkeys for admin or something.

I mean Ashley seems the sort of bloke who holds grudges from his business past.  M<ight just be the kind of thing he'd do, maybe he wasn't that pissed off before we signed them and now is going to keep everything hush hush and Tiago, Coloccini and Baptista are going to start against Man U.

[Fatwax]

That'd be amazing if it was the case. Just imagine Andy Grays reaction.

 

I imagine they'll get some cunt like Allardyce in as a half time pundit too.

[BONTEMPI]

That'd be amazing if it was the case. Just imagine Andy Grays reaction.

 

I imagine they'll get some c*** like Allardyce in as a half time pundit too.

 

It'll be Graeme Sourpuss I bet

[Theregulars]

To be honest, it's probably illegal for the club to sell something with his name on it if he's not actually ours. So you'd hope this plus Ashley's shirt plus Depor confirmation plus Gutierrez' endorsement of him = he's signed.

 

Cue panic becuase it's still not confirmed by tomorrow though.

[Disco]

odds on Steve Bruce, he's a geordie don't you know.

[Guest icemanblue]

I dont fink he wontz 2 cum hear coz we'z not givan him num 5. that iz wot teh holed up iz. i fink he wil siyn for the spurz coz they get evry1 nowz. ashlee is a shit managar!!

[relámpago blanco]

I dont fink he wontz 2 cum hear coz we'z not givan him num 5. that iz wot teh holed up iz. i fink he wil siyn for the spurz coz they get evry1 nowz. ashlee is a s*** managar!!

Ayesamon, totally gangsta innit mi homiezz.

[Carlito]

I dont fink he wontz 2 cum hear coz we'z not givan him num 5. that iz wot teh holed up iz. i fink he wil siyn for the spurz coz they get evry1 nowz. ashlee is a s*** managar!!

 

O RLY?

[afar]

To be honest, it's probably illegal for the club to sell something with his name on it if he's not actually ours. So you'd hope this plus Ashley's shirt plus Depor confirmation plus Gutierrez' endorsement of him = he's signed.

 

Cue panic becuase it's still not confirmed by tomorrow though.

 

Not illeagal in the slightest, how many names on shirt have you seen that aren't players for the club, you can put anything you like on the back of your shirt.

 

[afar]

I dont fink he wontz 2 cum hear coz we'z not givan him num 5. that iz wot teh holed up iz. i fink he wil siyn for the spurz coz they get evry1 nowz. ashlee is a s*** managar!!

 

O RLY?

 

Do kids really talk like that these days ? God help the next generation

[Taylor Swift]

Can people not shorten Gutierrez into Guti? Everytime I see a post that says '...and for Guti', I'm thinking 'holy fucking shit, have we signed Guti?!' and that leads to the inevitable moment where I find out that that is just not true.

[relámpago blanco]

Can people not shorten Gutierrez into Guti? Everytime I see a post that says '...and for Guti', I'm thinking 'holy f***ing s***, have we signed Guti?!' and that leads to the inevitable moment where I find out that that is just not true.

Why don't you just take note of what you've written and remember?

[afar]

Can people not shorten Gutierrez into Guti? Everytime I see a post that says '...and for Guti', I'm thinking 'holy f***ing s***, have we signed Guti?!' and that leads to the inevitable moment where I find out that that is just not true.

 

I think it's just because people can't spell these bloody foreign names I've been calling him Jonas cos I have no clue.

[Guest neesy111]

To be honest, it's probably illegal for the club to sell something with his name on it if he's not actually ours. So you'd hope this plus Ashley's shirt plus Depor confirmation plus Gutierrez' endorsement of him = he's signed.

 

Cue panic becuase it's still not confirmed by tomorrow though.

 

Not illeagal in the slightest, how many names on shirt have you seen that aren't players for the club, you can put anything you like on the back of your shirt.

 

 

yeah thats true, i remember a man city fan got fowler then the deal collapsed

[relámpago blanco]

I dont fink he wontz 2 cum hear coz we'z not givan him num 5. that iz wot teh holed up iz. i fink he wil siyn for the spurz coz they get evry1 nowz. ashlee is a s*** managar!!

 

O RLY?

 

Do kids really talk like that these days ? God help the next generation

I bet the Tudors would say the same about us.

[Guest MrSundlofer]

I dont fink he wontz 2 cum hear coz we'z not givan him num 5. that iz wot teh holed up iz. i fink he wil siyn for the spurz coz they get evry1 nowz. ashlee is a s*** managar!!

 

O RLY?

 

Do kids really talk like that these days ? God help the next generation

 

I think it's Nile Ranger.

[Cajun]

Can people not shorten Gutierrez into Guti? Everytime I see a post that says '...and for Guti', I'm thinking 'holy f***ing s***, have we signed Guti?!' and that leads to the inevitable moment where I find out that that is just not true.

 

I think it's just because people can't spell these bloody foreign names I've been calling him Jonas cos I have no clue.

 

Same here

[afar]

I dont fink he wontz 2 cum hear coz we'z not givan him num 5. that iz wot teh holed up iz. i fink he wil siyn for the spurz coz they get evry1 nowz. ashlee is a s*** managar!!

 

O RLY?

 

Do kids really talk like that these days ? God help the next generation

I bet the Tudors would say the same about us.

 

Have you ever seen the movie Idiocracy ?

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/

 

I swear this will come to pass if something is not done to stop it soon

[Dokko]

I dont fink he wontz 2 cum hear coz we'z not givan him num 5. that iz wot teh holed up iz. i fink he wil siyn for the spurz coz they get evry1 nowz. ashlee is a s*** managar!!

 

O RLY?

 

Do kids really talk like that these days ? God help the next generation

I bet the Tudors would say the same about us.

 

Have you ever seen the movie Idiocracy ?

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/

 

I swear this will come to pass if something is not done to stop it soon

 

The president is a laugh, step up though than what America has got now so they got that wrong.

 

Loved it how they were using gatorade (or similar) on everything including growing crops 

[steve_69]

I don't know about anyone else but I wouldn't play him against Man U.  And her is why.

1.  He wont have even trained with the lads for a week and common understanding is the most important aspect in defence, he wont know their names let alone their playing styles.

2.  He's moving from La Liga to the EPL which is a much faster league, and Man U are in my opinion the fastest team in the league (I'm not talking about just fast running I'm talking about speed of thought and passing).  They counter attack at a blistering pace at times, this is daunghting for any defender let alone one brand new to the league.

3.  I feel a raping coming on in which the defenders may well end up with quite a lot of egg on their face, do we really want to do this to our 'most expensive defender ever'.  The pressure he will be feeling wont be eased after he's been on the wrong end of a Man U spanking.  He needs a bit more easing in than this.

So if I was the manager I'd not start Coloccini, shove Smith up front, take down my trousers and take the imminent Man U bumming like a man.

 

I know he wasn't at the open training, but I was under the impression that Keegan said he had been training with us. I would imagine that he will be playing in this behind closed doors game today as well.

 

Bottom line, if he's available and he's as good as we seem to think he is, I would be disappointed if he wasn't played on Sunday.

 

Taken from the Chronicle:

 

Or whether his fellow countryman Fabricio Coloccini has finally become a United player, <b>although he has been training with them for nearly a week now</b>.

 

[ujpest doza]

To be honest, it's probably illegal for the club to sell something with his name on it if he's not actually ours. So you'd hope this plus Ashley's shirt plus Depor confirmation plus Gutierrez' endorsement of him = he's signed.

 

Cue panic becuase it's still not confirmed by tomorrow though.

Don't be daft man, you can get any number and any name you like on any football shirt if you're paying for it.

 

[Theregulars]

To be honest, it's probably illegal for the club to sell something with his name on it if he's not actually ours. So you'd hope this plus Ashley's shirt plus Depor confirmation plus Gutierrez' endorsement of him = he's signed.

 

Cue panic becuase it's still not confirmed by tomorrow though.

 

Not illeagal in the slightest, how many names on shirt have you seen that aren't players for the club, you can put anything you like on the back of your shirt.

 

 

yeah thats true, i remember a man city fan got fowler then the deal collapsed

 

 

I'll explain more slowly for you. I'm sure you can go to a LOCAL NON-OFFICIAL SHOP and get whatever you want put on the back - moron, or gimp, for instance, combined with a number of your choosing - but in the OFFICIAL CLUB SHOP it would surely, surely not be legal to offer a standardized name and number of a player we didn't have? That's why, although at at the shop you may be able to request 10 KAKA on your Newcastle top (although you'd look like an idiot), if you order ONLINE THROUGH THE OFFICIAL CLUB SHOP who are offering the names and numbers of players, they aren't going to offer 2 COLOCCINI as one of our OFFICIAL PLAYERS TO GET ON THE BACK OF YOUR SHIRT if he didn't play for us. This is why, when you try and order a shirt online, you can't get players who don't play for us. I don't know if you have noticed, but all the players on that list play for us.

 

I hope this clears things up.