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Having read his myspace, him and his friends remind me of a group of 15 year old drunks who a couple of years ago followed myself and others around Southampton City Centre shouting: "Hovis!"

 

Were they the ones who also abused you in Asda?

 

No, that was some fifty year old white charver father.

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Having read his myspace, him and his friends remind me of a group of 15 year old drunks who a couple of years ago followed myself and others around Southampton City Centre shouting: "Hovis!"

 

Ahhh so this is what your noggin looks like

 

 

http://static.flickr.com/117/307419128_1d790b9c63.jpg

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Come on now guys. He's just a typical chavish young guy of today.

 

Just a teenager and they find this sort of behaviour cool unfortunately. At least he's committed to something and I'm sure as he grows older he will have every chance to mature a little bit.

 

The state of some of these kids is so depressing though.

 

:undecided:

 

Jokes aside, I fail to see how this language is cool x.x I wasn't even like that when I was at his age, nor was I like that when I was younger x.x

 

Indeed... it's depressing. A genuine question, are all Brits youths turning into that these days?

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Come on now guys. He's just a typical chavish young guy of today.

 

Just a teenager and they find this sort of behaviour cool unfortunately. At least he's committed to something and I'm sure as he grows older he will have every chance to mature a little bit.

 

The state of some of these kids is so depressing though.

 

:undecided:

 

Jokes aside, I fail to see how this language is cool x.x I wasn't even like that when I was at his age, nor was I like that when I was younger x.x

 

Indeed... it's depressing. A genuine question, are all Brits youths turning to be like that these days?

 

No, we're not. Honestly 90% of the people I know are able to speak without sounding drunk, unfortunately the 10% that can't seem to be what springs to mind when you think of youth.

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Was released by Southampton, on trial at Swindon last week... found himself to you somehow. Is supposed to be quite good but is a complete cunt and was charged for robbery or something a few months back.

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Quote from: Young Nile on the Myspace on Today at 14:40:47

 

igghttt mannns 15 init but im on disss ting trusss dnt fink coz ive made a wifey riddim intro mannns not on dis ting coz dat aint the case but i try stay out of as much trouble as i can coz gud boiiis live rude boiiis die dats the sayin i always grew up wid but yh skip dat. mannns tryin to take footy serious coz i wanna make sum pea f**k the street ting its really long 4 me might shubz it off now and again u see it but yh if u wanna kno where i play its upfront dutty striker about 4 goals a game minimum maximum 7or 8 one of dem but my weakness is most definatly girls and my 2nd weakness is losing i flippin hate losing but i hardly lose at anything coz im a big bumbaclart duppy mannnnnnn but yh im gona update dis sh*t wen i get the hang off it.but u aint heard the last of me sho sho 4 now Laughing Laughing

 

Let's try...

 

I am 15, isn't it? but I am on this thing but just don't think because I have made a girly, rhythm based musical intro to my page that I am not on this thing because that ain't the case but I try (to) stay out of as much trouble as I can because good boys live, rude boys die, that (is) the saying I always grew up with but yes, skip that. (I) am trying to take football seriously because I want to make some peace f**k the street thing it is really long for me might shut it off now and again you see it but yeah if you want to know where I play, it is upfront dirty striker. (I get) about 4 goals a game (at the) minimum (and) maximum (of) 7 or 8 of them but my weakness is most definitely girls and my second weakness is losing. I flipping hate losing but I hardly lose at anything because I am a big [move]BUMBACLART[/move] man but yeah I am going (to) update this sh*t when I get the hang of it but you ain't hear the last of me. go away horses for now. Laughing Laughing.

 

 

xxx - waiting for some awesome individual to help in filling in the missing word

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From his myspace

 

Quote from: Young Nile on the Myspace on Today at 14:40:47

 

igghttt mannns 15 init but im on disss ting trusss dnt fink coz ive made a wifey riddim intro mannns not on dis ting coz dat aint the case but i try stay out of as much trouble as i can coz gud boiiis live rude boiiis die dats the sayin i always grew up wid but yh skip dat. mannns tryin to take footy serious coz i wanna make sum pea f**k the street ting its really long 4 me might shubz it off now and again u see it but yh if u wanna kno where i play its upfront dutty striker about 4 goals a game minimum maximum 7or 8 one of dem but my weakness is most definatly girls and my 2nd weakness is losing i flippin hate losing but i hardly lose at anything coz im a big bumbaclart duppy mannnnnnn but yh im gona update dis sh*t wen i get the hang off it.but u aint heard the last of me sho sho 4 now Laughing Laughing

 

Sounds like a cunt

fuck me, I hope his first two weeks of training are nothing but being backhanded by Faye.
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Guest Bartons Right Hook

From urbandictionary.com

 

Bumbaclart:  a man who indulges in sexual activities such as CBT and felching with many different men at once.

 

:kasper:

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Guest johnson293

I keep reading his name as Nile Rodgers, which causes Le Freak to play in my head.  :angry:

 

Nile Rodgers...

 

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a249/johnson293/nilerogersgossipnews.jpg

 

Maybe we signed the wrong bloke??!!  :cheesy:

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