Roflham Lolspurs - "It's Just Who We Are Mate"

[Choppy Chop Chop]

I've never wanted Man U to win my entire life I'm not starting now. Celebrity chasing glory hunting media darlings,  tossers 

 

I have a couple of cockney reds who I got to know going to away matches in the late 60's/early 70's they use the `I saw Bobby Charlton, George Best excuse` 

[ramirez]

Not sure if you find out straight away who is home and who is away, I think it took 2 days for the fixtures to come out following the draw last time, yet again some of the opening games are on a thursday too.

[Wolfcastle]

Expecting Intertoto cup 95 esque resistance from them tonight.

[Ikon]

I don’t want either to win, but if I have to pick one then it’s Spurs. Not that I see them winning it. 
 

The problem for Spurs isn’t their PSR allowance, it’s actual money in the bank that they don’t have when it comes to big spending. Even then they can be reluctant at times. 
 

I despise Ange. The “nice guy” has shown his true colours. 
 

/Mate

[HalloNUFC]

3 hours ago, Froggy said:

Guys, think how happy I'd be if we won. 

 

 

I am atleast doing that so that you can go high in positivity In ur last match day & smash Villa 

[Skeletor]

Can't see Spurs winning the EL final despite how bad Man Utd are as well.

[Gaztoon]

Wouldn't want levy winning a kick in bollocks..hate the club 

[midds]

Think it comes down to who needs CL more, they both want it but who would it hurt the most of one was to lose out. I think the answer is Spurs. 

 

Man U are a giant of a club and will still have huge amounts of money pouring into the club. We know there's a pretty good chance they waste a large chunk of it due the incompetence of those running the club but getting the CL means they will just have even more to spend. Spurs are a lot smaller and not getting that CL cash injection will have a much bigger negative impact on their finances. I genuinely think we've passed them regards the stuff on the pitch and a sustained length of time outside of the CL allows us a better chance to catch and pass them off the pitch too. 

 

For those reasons unfortunately I have to admit I'd prefer to see Man U win it. Ideally they'll kick the absolute fuck out of each other and they both somehow manage to disgrace themselves in the process. Also don't like Postecoglu either, much prefer to see that fat mess squirming in his postmatch interview. I'll hate watch it (at best) 

[duo]

could be worse - maybe 

 

 

 

 

Edited 5 hours ago by duo

[The College Dropout]

6 minutes ago, duo said:

could be worse - maybe 

 

 

 

 

 

These are getting pumped

 

I don't recognise any central defenders

[TRC]

Spurs have had possibly the most unprofessional season I can remember, and may get CL from it.

[Mikky]

7 minutes ago, duo said:

could be worse - maybe 

 

 

 

 

 

This is the worst it can get tbh 

[Beren]

7 hours ago, Kid Icarus said:

I think Spurs winning is the obvious choice. 

 

Pros

• They might keep Postecoglou
• Man United are the bigger long-term threat and more likely to splurge - we don't want them in the CL and with more money to spend
• Man United losing to Spurs of all teams would be really funny and potentially knock their confidence
• Man United might have to sell some players they don't want to
• Spurs probably aren't ready for CL next season anyway
• Man United are more unlikeable
• During Man United's 'failure' era they've still won 5 trophies, I want them to actually fail

 

Cons

• Spurs are still unlikeable and it would strengthen their hand
• Man United can concentrate on their league form
• Postecoglou gets to say he continued his second season trophy winning thing

 

 

 

 

I understand the sentiment but I don't see it that way.

 

Spurs breaking their trophy drought would be worse for Newcastle. I think Man Utd are in the shit no matter what, they've got so many holes in their squad. CL and a trophy is a bit of a difference-maker for Spurs, whereas Man Utd already have trophies. Them winning this won't change anything, so it's the lesser of two evils IMO.

[timeEd32]

7 hours ago, Kid Icarus said:

I think Spurs winning is the obvious choice. 

 

Pros

• They might keep Postecoglou
• Man United are the bigger long-term threat and more likely to splurge - we don't want them in the CL and with more money to spend
• Man United losing to Spurs of all teams would be really funny and potentially knock their confidence
• Man United might have to sell some players they don't want to
• Spurs probably aren't ready for CL next season anyway
• Man United are more unlikeable
• During Man United's 'failure' era they've still won 5 trophies, I want them to actually fail

 

Cons

• Spurs are still unlikeable and it would strengthen their hand
• Man United can concentrate on their league form
• Postecoglou gets to say he continued his second season trophy winning thing

 

 

 

 

This was the same conclusion I came to. The first bullet is what puts it over the edge. They are going nowhere with Ange so make this their Ten Hag moment.

[Dr.Spaceman]

Son 

[Skeletor]

Tell us you're not trying, without telling us Ange.

[Skeletor]

Think of all the Spurs managers with far superior records to Ange who got sacked for not being good enough.

[frankpingel]

If it didn't impact, potentially, on us I'd want them to absolutely get murdered tonight. 

[Erikse]

Moving the game to friday was absolutely crucial for them and their reserves.

 

 

Edited 3 hours ago by Erikse

[t00nt00n313]

I think the only thing going for spurs here is that villa need a win whereas they don't, and as Villa start to overcommit later in the second half they might get lucky on a counter (it could be the same situation we are in against Everton if some results this weekend don't go out way).

 

 

Edited 3 hours ago by t00nt00n313

[TheBrownBottle]

I hope Man Utd knack these in the UEFA Cup final.  At least Man Utd started a proper XI

[Ben]

Just not bothered 

[ponsaelius]

40 minutes ago, TheBrownBottle said:

I hope Man Utd knack these in the UEFA Cup final.  At least Man Utd started a proper XI

 

Yeah I'm leaning this way after the last few times I've seen them. They'd be the most undeserving UEFA cup winners in my lifetime and the manner in which they've thrown PL games actually impacts the integrity of the league.

 

 

Edited 2 hours ago by ponsaelius

[Ben]

I reckon Ange will be gone before he even tucks into his bacon bap on Thursday morning 

[Guybrush]

There are so useless