Dokko Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Guess who I played football with yesterday Lee Stewart? Aye The fatty. He happens to have moved to North Wales now, good riddons I guess. What was he like playing with/against? I here he's a good keeper? I've played against him, load of shite really, total bottling cunt once one goes past him. Carrying a bit of weight as well, but that's what happens when you swallow too much cum, got loads of calories in it. Said he had his deep throat technique down to art form. I believe him, he's put a lot of effort in to it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Your first two posts on the forum were in THIS thread, about THAT kid? I've heard about this kid; the hysterics and hype of it all amused me. Did you hear that rumour about what he did with his dog? Pretty rank, but very funny. Or the time he faked his own death? Or that cracking goal against Plymouth? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Why would someone up this thread from right at the bottom of the page, or second page, for their first few posts on these forums? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Doombob Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Guess who I played football with yesterday Lee Stewart? Aye The fatty. He happens to have moved to North Wales now, good riddons I guess. What was he like playing with/against? I here he's a good keeper? But that's what happens when you swallow too much cum, got loads of calories in it. Said he had his deep throat technique down to art form. I believe him, he's put a lot of effort in to it. Sorry, but you've completely lost me on that one lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 "finding it hard looking for work due to the recession..." Like that's the only thing stopping him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Good riddons. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 What I've always loved about Lee is he pretends to be some sort of internet guru and expert hacker (when he's not illegally pretending to be a solicitor I mean) but doesn't even realise how IP addresses work. Doombob is definitely not Lee Stewart, chaps. It's sheer coincidence that he's posting from the same college that he's just told us Lee will be attending. Small world. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Doombob Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Has Ryan Taylor recovered from his calf injury yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Good riddons. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 "finding it hard looking for work due to the recession..." Like that's the only thing stopping him Brain recession. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 What I've always loved about Lee is he pretends to be some sort of internet guru and expert hacker (when he's not illegally pretending to be a solicitor I mean) but doesn't even realise how IP addresses work. Doombob is definitely not Lee Stewart, chaps. It's sheer coincidence that he's posting from the same college that he's just told us Lee will be attending. Small world. Wonder if his "friends" in Wales have seen the photos of him dancing in just his pants yet. Maybe you can show "Doombob" them, or perhaps he has already seen them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Guess who I played football with yesterday Lee Stewart? Aye The fatty. He happens to have moved to North Wales now, good riddons I guess. What was he like playing with/against? I here he's a good keeper? He's a mess, tbf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unlucky Luque Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Has Ryan Taylor recovered from his calf injury yet? Stay on topic, and at least put some effort in and not just read the first story on newsnow... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 time for a stint on the bench i'm afraid. I like his graft and aerial ability but his lack of any sort of goal threat is hurting us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Lazy unless the ball comes direct to him, to much time spent hands on hips looking huffy WORK YOU CUNT! Same for Harewood as soon as we did the right thing and pressed the ball they both looked fkd. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Utter gash today like sorry. 6ft 5 and he goes over like he's Owen, couple that with his horrendous heading ability and like a few of our young players it's a case of less time in the clubs more on the training pitch. 4 or 5 times today his headers went nowhere near the striker or any team mate for that matter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 I don't know whether it's the pressure of playing for the first team or what but he looks so nervous on the ball IMO, so clumsy and untidy. He didn't look like that for England the other night at all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 He's been woeful in the last 4 games Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 I don't know whether it's the pressure of playing for the first team or what but he looks so nervous on the ball IMO, so clumsy and untidy. He didn't look like that for England the other night at all. He needs a stint on the bench time to reflect & recharge let Nile have a run. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 He looks very mouthy too, there was once or twice I sympathised with him, because he was getting battered, but he's 6ft 5 he's not going to get penalties for holding he has to be stronger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyn davies Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 don't think he is a premiership player either, has to change as he's becoming too cocky, and at the mo just doesn't do it for me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 don't think he is a premiership player either, has to change as he's becoming too cocky, and at the mo just doesn't do it for me Are you having a laugh? He's barely a championship player man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Some bloke on your on sky sports slagging Carroll off too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkhead Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Carroll is a beast man.. just wasn't his day.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinky Jim Posted October 17, 2009 Share Posted October 17, 2009 Don't know what game you lot were watching, is it different on the telly. Carroll was by far our most threatening striker. remember the service from wide was non existent Harewood is the one you want to crucify. Never held up play, no pace and couldn't win a ball in the air all game. Give carroll some credit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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