AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 TBF, he looked unstoppable before we sold him. I wouldn't have him back here though, he's finished with us. Either he'll come good for Liverpool next season or he'll end up making a £10m move to Stoke in a couple of years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Andy Carroll listed on Ebay LIVERPOOL has placed former striker Andy Carroll on the auction site Ebay with a reserve price of 99p. Manager Kenny Dalglish has listed Carroll under 'Sporting Goods - Football - Other - Novelty Items' and has asked the buyer to collect, given the freight charges in transporting such an unwieldy unit. Overseas buyers were considered unlikely to be interested as Carroll has not had his injections. Assistant manager Steve Clarke said: "Our seller rating has dipped quite a lot after a terrible review from Chelsea, but Torres was in perfect nick when he left here. Parcelforce are fucking shit." http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/andy-carroll-listed-on-ebay---201201304828/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 A year on and it's been £5m per goal. Lovely business Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Thought he might score tonight. Was decent at the weekend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 Apparently was playing in goal at the Gosforth 3G pitches last night! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 In goal? ... Was it not just some dude with cornrows? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliGupter Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 In goal? Yeah, obviously the worst player goes in goal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 In goal? ... Was it not just some dude with cornrows? Blatantly Lee Stewart. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 http://i.imgur.com/zVN32.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Doesn't really work though, given that his best form for us was with his tramp look. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrenchWilliam Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Yeah I'd guess that was made by someone who didn't actually follow his Newcastle career at all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted February 8, 2012 Share Posted February 8, 2012 Which is funny as he hasn't had a career since he left. Funny old world innit? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Carroll interview after the ads on Sky Sports 2. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 "I could be a 35p player and it wouldn't bother me" Bit expensive like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 That greasy horrible hair Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 That greasy horrible hair Aye. He used to be quite handsome when he was younger with shorter hair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 That was so contrived. You can see it was hard work for him to smile and claim he loves it there and loves going into training every morning Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 is it anywhere online? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted February 13, 2012 Share Posted February 13, 2012 It's on Sky Anytime for anyone that wants to see it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 That agent Peter Harrison ripping into him on twitter tonight. Would post the quotes but on my phone and Cba. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 No problem FM peter harrison @agentH058 I hope Andy Carroll gets the reception he deserves on Sunday, great lad that he is. peter harrison @agentH058 They have ordered an extra tray of mince n onion in case his agent turns up. peter harrison @agentH058 When I represented AC before he was pinched by Mark Curtis, he was always wanting a transfer, graet lad apart from he batters women. Fact peter harrison @agentH058 My mate Dek will confirm this!! peter harrison @agentH058 He wanted a transfer well before he went to Liverpool, now he is playin crap he wants to come back. Boo hoo lets all cry. peter harrison @agentH058 If WHUFC get promoted they will take AC, his agent Curtis is AC agent, Nolan agent, and Sam's agent, lovely and cozy and plenty of money peter harrison @agentH058 Grass greener on the other side springs to mind, boo hoo want to come home. W*nka peter harrison @agentH058 AC is marked that tight now he has his arms up more times than a Japanese prisoner of war complaining so much. Useless.Two left feet peter harrison @agentH058 Is AC worth more than a 12 year old Vauxhall Vectra parked doon the teams on a winters night? peter harrison @agentH058 To finish off, Andy Carroll is not loyal and deserves the reception he is going to get, and his mother is a fuckin liar, get Curtis to stick peter harrison @agentH058 Andy Carroll left NUFC for money and hates the Toon, I know, believe me, give him a true Geordie welcome. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest H09 Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Authentic or not? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Ahmed Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Sounds like the ramblings of a bitter man He was saying on twitter a while back that he was going to reveal various information on dodgy dealings BUT he did fuck all Though I do believe Carroll left for the money Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ThievingMagpie Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 Fucking love Carroll me but he definitely will never ever live up to the £35,012,000 price tag, he would have probably ended up a decentish centre forward but I doubt he has the skills to be a world class striker simply because he was sold for too much money too early. I could see how he development was going, he had decent control with a pretty shoddy first touch but was good with his feet but could also bang em in with his head. I think if teams worked on not just stupidly trying to ping ball off of his head and instead played it into his feet more often while still occasionally using him to ram goals in with his head he'd be much more tidy. He now has so much pressure on him that there is no way he will be anyway near a decent player. I can see in like 2 years he'll come to some shit championship side. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted March 30, 2012 Share Posted March 30, 2012 If that's actually an agent he's a complete and utter idiot who's just destroyed his credibility and his business. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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