Alberto2005 Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/video/2012/apr/15/joey-barton-lucian-freud-art-video "if I was a betting man... I'd say that was a man." The pause cracked me up. "If I was a betting.......man." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 "That is an extraordinary picture, isn't it?" "....Yeah but....if you lie a mirror on the ground, then you could actually recreate that." he's killing me! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 My favorite bit and there are so many was "I like whippets so........." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 He's like a David Brent/Karl Pilkington hybrid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/video/2012/apr/15/joey-barton-lucian-freud-art-video What the hell is he doing man? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 He's like a David Brent/Karl Pilkington hybrid. Excellent observation Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alberto2005 Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 I love the fact he believes he has a good idea about what the paintings are portraying, yet clearly knows fuck all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRC Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Looking like this twat will stay up this season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 What did I just watch? Surreal in itself, Joey Barton attempting to explain art Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToonZA Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 I love the fact he believes he has a good idea about what the paintings are portraying, yet clearly knows fuck all. This Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 His interpretation of paintings is bloody terrible Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 What the fuck man That Brent/Pilkington hybrid is spot on, it looks as though it's just been ripped straight from a sketch show. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlito Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 :lol: Fucking hell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Just so bad... :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Fuck me. Partridge/Brent-esque. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 WTF is dat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jagten Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Bless him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Fuck me. Partridge/Brent-esque. It really is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 When he goes on about stuffing tissues down the blouse to accentuate breasts. I just lost completely lost it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Fuck is this shit? He has to have been trolling everyone for the last 18 months. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bonk Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 4 years of art theory/history at Uni and I couldn't make this shit up like he's done. I'd have been too fucking embarrassed. Fuck me. Partridge/Brent-esque. Honestly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 Can't quite believe that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 "It just gives me a good mind break from....an elite level of sport" This has me in stitches from the get-go. If you showed this to someone who didn't know who he was they would think it was a sketch/spoof. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 He sounds like me when I bullshit in a job interview. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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