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:lol: someone's had a very dull Xmas...

 

 

I love the Christmas period, footy, footy, footy.

 

Friday marks the beginning of the first consecutive 6-day period in the Premiership's history where there will be at least one live match screened.

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:lol: someone's had a very dull Xmas...

 

 

I love the Christmas period, footy, footy, footy.

 

Friday marks the beginning of the first consecutive 6-day period in the Premiership's history where there will be at least one live match screened.

 

Mate, you don't know the half of it. Vomiting bug on the 23rd and my teeth were sore, turns out I had infections that had spread to the bone. Painkillers through Xmas (thank God my wife kept her hardcore ones from post-partum) then had all my wisdom teeth plus other things out on the 27th. All I've been eating is soup and chocolate pudding. I've missed so much fantastic food it hurts, but I'm on a nice cocktail of drugs.

 

Still, if this is karma for our season then I'll take it.

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This will keep you conspiracy theorists happy.

 

ROVERS THE TRUTH

 

I am very well connected with BRFC and have sat on this info for long

enough..you want to know whats going on at Ewood..here it is.

 

Steve KEAN (Minor 2nd team coach) is connected to a number of pretty

serious Glasgow criminals who had a vast amount of money which required

laundering.

(2-3million)

 

As an employee of the club KEAN was aware that ROVERS had been for sale

for quite some time with very little serious interest from anyone, he

knew the price and the money which would be required to purchase it. He

approached his Management Company KETARO (owned by ANDERSON) and put to

him a business plan for the purchase of the club, this plan would give

ANDERSON unofficial control of the club and enable him to 'legally'

perform the sort of transaction with existing and future players on his

books that got West Ham into trouble with the TEVEZ / MASSCARNO saga.

(the buying and selling of players being the only way to make money from

a Premier League club)

 

The consortium that KEAN suggested involved himself (representing the

the gangster money) being a shareholder and part owner in the little

scheme, KENTRO unable to purchase a Premier League club to to league

conflict rules, scouted around emerging markets (India / China / Brazil)

for a company to come in as the official new 'owners' capable of

satisfying the fit and proper test laid down by the league. VENKYS loved

the idea as they were keen to attack the European market and expand

beyond India. The cost to VENKYS for taking part in the venture was half

the purchase price of 43million.

(This 20 million was set aside anyway for marketing costs in breaking

into the European market so net coast to VENKYS being NIL) The remainder

of the cost was met by ANDERSON and a number of others in his syndicate

(including

KEAN) The scheme was sold to all involve as being 'win win' as the

purchase price was assured of being returned to all members of the

syndicate by TV money and in worst case relegation parachute payment

which totaled coincidentally approx 43 million)

 

KEAN had one condition for his involvement, the removal of BIG SAM and

his promotion to Club Manager. The removal of the established management

infrastructure was essential in helping the group keep the deal secret,

hence JOHN W and the rest were thanked for their services and shown the

door. The recent mortgage in Aug 2011 for 43million is assured against

the TV money for this year and any subsequent parachute payment from

relegation whether that come this year or in the future. This money has

been returned to all members of the syndicate to cover their initial

stake (hence the secrecy), thus any money made from here on in by way of

transfers, TV money, sale of the club being total profit to the group.

The Indians are basically passengers on this train and as now they have

their money back they are totally uninterested in the future of the

club, for them it remains what it always has been, a marketing tool.

ANDERSON is keen to continue to use the club as a feeder for his younger

less established players, he makes money by legitamatly charging

massively inflated agent fees for all players coming in and out, and in

the event of a player making a big breakthrough gains millions for the

syndicate in the sell on fee. KEAN..well he's just living the dream, he

would never have made a Premier League manager as long as he lived, the

best he could aspire to was being someones No 2 and that dream was

5-10years away. The new deal recently signed by KEAN is in recognition

and reward from all concerned as the others have all done very well out

of the deal to date (he obviously had to be rewarded as well) He is the

Manager and he's going nowhere, not because he's un-sackable but because

he's delivered what he said and not withstanding HE OWNS PART OF THE

CLUB.

(albeit via his gangster friends in Glasgow) All of his little trips to

INDIA are not about him answering to the INDIANS is about him telling

them what to do, when to speak and what to say, all stuff that needs to

be said in person at risk of emails or phone calls being recorded. The

whole thing would take a financial investigator years to uncover and is

more or less impossible to trace as the paper trail all runs though

VENKYS in INDIA. They have the club pretty much sawn up. The recent

interest from the Middle East is of no interest to the syndicate as they

only stand to gain a little over what they paid, the rewards from

keeping the club are much more to them than that..If this deal ever came

out..people will be going to jail..so don't expect it to anytime

soon..Oh what fun to be a Rovers fan.

 

Old Hat. In fact it's been posted in here somewhere in that exact layout. Good read though, must wind BRfc fans right up, bet they all believe it.

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Sick of everything to do with Kean. Don't feell sorry for him at all, all this bigging up of himself because other managers have contacted him... it's out of pity mate

 

I'm finding it hilarious

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Guardian readers team of the season (so far)...

 

Readers' XI (with average rating out of 10 in brackets)

 

Michel Vorm (Swansea – 7.37)

 

Phil Jones (Manchester United – 7.10), Fabricio Coloccini (Newcastle – 7.24), Ledley King (Spurs – 7.14), José Enrique (Liverpool – 6.74)

 

Scott Parker (Spurs – 7.15), Luka Modric (Spurs – 7.19)

 

Juan Mata (Chelsea – 7.09), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United – 7.07), David Silva (Manchester City – 7.09)

 

Robin Van Persie (Arsenal – 7.19)

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