Guest BooBoo Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 All Michael Owen cares about is Michael Owen. And his 'orses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 He has snakes in his garden. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 From A Feint Zebra. http://www.feintzebra.co.uk/RAWK/not-worth-any-more-effort.jpg That smile is the same sort of smile that Vidkun Quisling worse during WW2. On the outside, at the surface, there's the apparent elation of being associated with the victorious, all-conquering heroes, but all the while, on the inside, and you can see it leaking from his eyes, is the desperate screams of a Judas who knows he has already paid too high a price for that prize in terms of his honesty, pride and respectability, and who knows that the hollowness of this victory will never compensate for what he has lost. I truly pity the bastard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Fucking hell man GM, will you stop going on and on about Vidkun Quisling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Somebody in another forum is telling me Michael Owen played the role of David Villa in their trainings to prepare the game (Nani apparently played Messi). Foolproof plan if true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Owen just cant believe his luck. The way he is behaving towards Man Utd is ridiculous considering his ties with Liverpool. Of course he can like the club he plays for but he is only there for 2 years, hes behaving like a life long Man Utd fan who got his dream chance of winning something with them. His brown nosing of the club is so ungenuine, he's clealrly trying to make the right noises to secure a extension to his cushy contract. The fact that he'd rather hide on Man U's bench than actually start for a lesser club just confirms he knows he's finished as an England player. Not that anyone else would want him for 100k a week. Little bastard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Somebody in another forum is telling me Michael Owen played the role of David Villa in their trainings to prepare the game (Nani apparently played Messi). Foolproof plan if true. Did he just stand and score own goals? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Somebody in another forum is telling me Michael Owen played the role of David Villa in their trainings to prepare the game (Nani apparently played Messi). Foolproof plan if true. Owen himself said that he had to play Vila. I think I've read somewhere that Nani hat to 'do the Messi' as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest johnson293 Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 We've had the biscuit dilema, now the dinner dilema.... Chinese, Indian or Pizza tonight? I'm siding with Indian. Anyone have any recommendations? I always get the same dish and fancy a change. 1 hour ago On tenterhooks here!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 We've had the biscuit dilema, now the dinner dilema.... Chinese, Indian or Pizza tonight? I'm siding with Indian. Anyone have any recommendations? I always get the same dish and fancy a change. 1 hour ago On tenterhooks here!! So basically he wants everyone else to do all the work and then he's going to reap the benefits. Sounds familiar.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Chinese, Indian or Pizza tonight? I'm siding with Indian. Anyone have any recommendations? I always get the same dish and fancy a change. 1 hour ago Should be asking for some advice Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chubby Jason Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 This curry post made me go and buy one. I wasn't even hungry. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 I bet the boring shit ordered a Korma and Chips Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chubby Jason Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 I bet the boring s*** ordered a Korma and Chips scampi and chips mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cort Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 This curry post made me go and buy one. I wasn't even hungry. Likewise Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chubby Jason Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 This curry post made me go and buy one. I wasn't even hungry. Likewise What did you get? I got a madras, pilau rice naan and a couple of pappadums. Classic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cort Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 This curry post made me go and buy one. I wasn't even hungry. Likewise What did you get? I got a madras, pilau rice naan and a couple of pappadums. Classic. Exactly the same. No lie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 We've had the biscuit dilema, now the dinner dilema.... Chinese, Indian or Pizza tonight? I'm siding with Indian. Anyone have any recommendations? I always get the same dish and fancy a change. 1 hour ago On tenterhooks here!! So basically he wants everyone else to do all the work and then he's going to reap the benefits. Sounds familiar.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cort Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Mickey's meal http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg610/scaled.php?tn=0&server=610&filename=irkdjw.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Why doesn't he just order the whole menu at the Pizza shop & the Indians & then he can have a nibble of everything & with all his freeloading family living near by he can invite them round for the bits he doesn't eat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 Makes me hungry that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 You know when you wake up, look out of your window and it’s a gloomy, miserable, soaking wet wintery morning? In the road, there are puddles, and dim car lights in miserable queues of traffic lighting up the rain? And there’s a wet, soggy, flaccid dark brown cardboard box. That wet, soggy, flaccid dark brown cardboard box is Michael Owen’s personality. Can't take the credit unfortunately. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 RT@Midds You know when you wake up, look out of your window and it’s a gloomy, miserable, soaking wet wintery morning? In the road, there are puddles, and dim car lights in miserable queues of traffic lighting up the rain? And there’s a wet, soggy, flaccid dark brown cardboard box. That wet, soggy, flaccid dark brown cardboard box is Michael Owen’s personality. Can't take the credit unfortunately. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 Fucking hell man GM, will you stop going on and on about Vidkun Quisling. WTF? Why? I've barely ever mentioned him before, have I? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted May 31, 2011 Share Posted May 31, 2011 You know when you wake up, look out of your window and it’s a gloomy, miserable, soaking wet wintery morning? In the road, there are puddles, and dim car lights in miserable queues of traffic lighting up the rain? And there’s a wet, soggy, flaccid dark brown cardboard box. That wet, soggy, flaccid dark brown cardboard box is Michael Owen’s personality. Can't take the credit unfortunately. Love that quote. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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