Guest neesy111 Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 (edited) Edited June 10, 2022 by neesy111 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaztoon Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 Hope he's hiding in a dark room somewhere ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 5 hours ago, Chris_R said: She offers nothing at all and is just an absolute parasite. Sounds familiar…. Dont know how anyone can watch that shite btw, they are all feckless nobodies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Jinx Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 Ricky Gervais/Steve Coogan need to make a show about this prat trying to stay relevant. You wouldn’t even need a script, just let him think it was a documentary and run with it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted June 10, 2022 Share Posted June 10, 2022 TBF i bet is the first Owen has heard of Crypto Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 What specific personality disorder does he have, or is it a mixture? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 Narcissism for one. He’s probably a psychopath too! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 If he wasn’t a footballer, he’d have probably been a serial killer! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 On 10/06/2022 at 07:17, HTT II said: Sounds familiar…. Dont know how anyone can watch that shite btw, they are all feckless nobodies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 (edited) For some reason I ended up on a Chronicle interview with Wesley Ngo Baheng from April this year and this gem struck me: "I'm not going to say bad things, but Michael Owen at Newcastle United wasn't at his prime, let's be honest. Everybody knows." Just a dig out of fucking nowhere, gotta love it as he was asked which strikers at NUFC impressed him the most Edited June 14, 2022 by Kaizero Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 Honestly man, it’s like someone in a lab came up with the most piss-weak troll they could imagine. Everything he does pisses me off and yet he’s an absolute weapons grade loser Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 (edited) All of the above. That clip of him being a cunt to the 13yr-old keeper while Neville Southall berates him just sums him up. Probs gets used by psychologists to pinpoint mental deviance Edited June 16, 2022 by Groundhog63 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 45 minutes ago, hakka said: Michael Rees-Mogg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapo Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 Ascunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 59 minutes ago, hakka said: He 100% knows he's got eyes on him and he absolutely fucking loves it. What a bellend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 9 hours ago, hakka said: Try hard cunt! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 10 hours ago, hakka said: Pisshat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 (edited) 12 minutes ago, nufcjb said: Pisshat. Wanker’s hat! Edited June 16, 2022 by HTT II Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam Posted June 16, 2022 Share Posted June 16, 2022 I like it now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted June 22, 2022 Share Posted June 22, 2022 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancing Brave Posted June 23, 2022 Share Posted June 23, 2022 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 Wondered why Paul Scholes is trending, and it's because someone on Love Island sucked Michael Owen's daughter's toes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantail Breeze Posted June 29, 2022 Share Posted June 29, 2022 2 minutes ago, BlueStar said: Wondered why Paul Scholes is trending, and it's because someone on Love Island sucked Michael Owen's daughter's toes. After seeing her outfit/dancing yesterday, I can understand anyone wanting to do anything they possibly could to her. I’d happily listen to Michael talk shit over a Sunday roast if I knew I was able to buck into the back of his daughter that evening. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 Apologies in advance for the thread bump and possible giggs, but I thought someone was recalling a fever dream when they told me about this: "A television show about a young boy who has many adventures while receiving advice from the football player Michael Owen." https://cbbc.fandom.com/wiki/Hero_to_Zero This was a real thing that existed. I can't get over it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 Had his own cereal as well, didn't he? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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