Dancing Brave Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 35 minutes ago, Doctor Zaius said: Has there even been a more boring man to walk the earth than this odious little cunt? That book just behind his right shoulder just needs two more letters to sum him up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 Definitely had that spoilt brat face growing up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaqen Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 An important reminder in difficult times of what real bravery looks like. Thank you, Michael. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokerprince2004 Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 2 hours ago, Doctor Zaius said: Has there even been a more boring man to walk the earth than this odious little cunt? Had the bravery to throw the apple Showed courage knowing he'd get wrong off his dad if he missed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 What the betting it was a cox Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 39 minutes ago, Pokerprince2004 said: Had the bravery to throw the apple Showed courage knowing he'd get wrong off his dad if he missed Shola bully Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Jinx Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 Every time this thread gets bumped I have the hope that he’s met his demise in some bizarre fashion. Remember he tried to launch an NFT about 2 years ago ? what an absolute plonker Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justdoesit Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 I've been absolutely creased at all of these, but still rate him as 'one of the best' when he was 18/19. His knee's have clearly bled to his brain, that's why he speaks so poorly haha. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 6 hours ago, Justdoesit said: I've been absolutely creased at all of these, but still rate him as 'one of the best' when he was 18/19. His knee's have clearly bled to his brain, that's why he speaks so poorly haha. Until he switched off here second half of the relegation season where he didn't score after January, he scored 26 goals in 50 starts and 10 sub apps. Just never fit and never cared. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlies Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 This just some the boring, monotone, horse bothering rectangle twat up for me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted December 15, 2023 Share Posted December 15, 2023 2 hours ago, Charlies said: This just some the boring, monotone, horse bothering rectangle twat up for me. The Alan partridge of football Be some poor fucker called Jed Maxwell in Toxteth with a room dedicated to him, most likely a distant cousin who invites complete strangers to come & see his shrine to the daredevil, apple throwing cunt “All Newcastle fans need to know is that I will be giving everything for their cause now.” - Michael Owen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norseman Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Just, wtf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 55 minutes ago, joeyt said: He comes across as someone who tortured animals and insects when he was a kid Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 50 minutes ago, TheBrownBottle said: He comes across as someone who tortured animals and insects when he was a kid “Michael Owen logic” is that it was someone else’s fault for getting a dart he threw at them stuck in their leg. Freak of a man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 1 hour ago, joeyt said: Weirdo! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Needs filing under "Things that never happened" "I threw a dart a someone" "said person" Either didn't know "said person" or he, actually, was "said person" Maybees it was another 13yr old, who knows Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 Wouldn't want to get stuck in a lift with him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe1984 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 On 15/12/2023 at 07:33, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said: The Alan partridge of football Be some poor fucker called Jed Maxwell in Toxteth with a room dedicated to him, most likely a distant cousin who invites complete strangers to come & see his shrine to the daredevil, apple throwing cunt “All Newcastle fans need to know is that I will be giving everything for their cause now.” - Michael Owen To be fair to Michael I can see how he confused Newcastle with England. Oh wait, no I can't... ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 5 hours ago, TheBrownBottle said: He comes across as someone who tortured animals and insects when he was a kid Aye he used to talk to them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 2 minutes ago, toon25 said: Wouldn't want to get stuck in a lift with him Alright then toon25 who would you want to get stuck in a lift with? Daley Thompson? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 5 minutes ago, MrRaspberryJam said: Alright then toon25 who would you want to get stuck in a lift with? Daley Thompson? That would be a certain Mr Sidney Poitier Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GideonShandy Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 30 minutes ago, toon25 said: That would be a certain Mr Sidney Poitier Too late Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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