Alan Shearer

[jack j]

To be fair since they've both retired id rather listen to Keane than Shearer but aye this grudge is all from Shearer mugging him off at SJP

[Optimistic Nut]

1 hour ago, Fak said:

Didn't Keane get sent off for elbowing Jason McAteer?

 

Think so, remember a photo of McAteer mime writing saying something like, "you can put this in your next book" as it wasn't long after the WC 2002 stuff.

[Optimistic Nut]

[Sima]

7 minutes ago, Fak said:

Didn't Keane get injured against Leeds by trying to give Haaland a kick on the legs on the sly as well? 

Aye, he done his ACL trying to kick Haaland.

[Lush Vlad]

44 minutes ago, Lenny said:

He comes across like he's doing a bit, a lot of the time to me. 

I only ever see him on Sky. But it feels like he is playing a character on there. 
 

Say the line Roy……….

 

”THAT’S YOUR JOB.”

 

[Fak]

There's nothing more sly than stamping or kicking a bloke either when he's on the ground like he did to Southgate. 

[joeyt]

Jason McAteer

 

The man who when playing for Bolton in the League Cup final asked his teammate Peter Shilton if he'd ever played at Wembley before

[The College Dropout]

2 hours ago, joeyt said:

still living rent free in Keane's head

 

 

 this is funny. 
 

Al does live in his head rent free. I don’t take these comments seriously. It’s a bit. 
 

Him, Wrighty and Neville have good chemistry. 

[joeyt]

Jason McAteer

 

The man who asked for his pizza to be cut into 4 pieces instead of 8 as he wasn't hungry

[The College Dropout]

They do Jill dirty every week. 

[gbandit]

1 hour ago, Lenny said:

He comes across like he's doing a bit, a lot of the time to me. 

He is. You could see him almost breaking at the very end when he kept repeating sneaky

[Drewboy74]

26 minutes ago, The College Dropout said:

They do Jill dirty every week. 

She's a box ticking exercise 

 

 

Edited September 26, 2025 by Drewboy74

[Superior Acuña]

38 minutes ago, The College Dropout said:

 this is funny. 
 

Al does live in his head rent free. I don’t take these comments seriously. It’s a bit. 
 

Him, Wrighty and Neville have good chemistry. 

 

Yeah, while no doubt Shearer got to him, he's being playful here in front of friends of Shearer. Do love that wor Al got to him though.

[The College Dropout]

43 minutes ago, Drewboy74 said:

She's a box ticking exercise 

 

 

 

Jill is good craic tbh. They just ignore her 

 

A big part is they al played in roughly the same era and Jill basically played a different sport. And they ignore her because she’s a woman. 
 

They do that super 6 bit at the end - Wrighty and Keane just ignore her input again and again 

[wormy]

Unless you actually find it funny I wouldn't give Keane any of your energy. He's the epitome of pundits playing a character. He knows what gets giggles from his colleagues and he's undoubtedly been told what does well on social media.

 

They're just saying things for the sake of it to fill airtime and it's why every pundit invariably becomes absolute dogshit.

 

Back when it was just a studio appearance every week or two they could talk about something they actually knew about with confidence. Now they just need to keep chatting shit about everything for 'engagement' and you realise how dense/vacuous so many of their opinions really are. 

[Big Geordie]

Of course Alan was sneaky - he was well known for as giving as good as he got. Nipping, standing on a foot, etc = was part of what made him such a terrific centre-forward.  I remember Souness saying after a game v Blackburn - 'He's a bit of a bugger isn't he? I've got two big centre halves and he's messed them around - the bastard'.  

 

Keane was a great player, but he was a snide. 

[The College Dropout]

Yeh it’s funny 

[Drewboy74]

21 minutes ago, The College Dropout said:

Jill is good craic tbh. They just ignore her 

 

A big part is they al played in roughly the same era and Jill basically played a different sport. And they ignore her because she’s a woman. 
 

They do that super 6 bit at the end - Wrighty and Keane just ignore her input again and again 

 Keane is dying to tell her to go put the kettle on

[duo]

Keane calling others nasty - is he for real?

[Robster]

4 hours ago, PauloGeordio said:

 

This is what I always love about this moment. 

Shearer never moves a muscle, nor loses eye contact, yet somehow Keane couldnt make it to him.

 

Where's that clip of him stamping on that Crystal Palace player...
(whilst I do appreciate that the challenge on him was a shocker)

 

 

Edited September 26, 2025 by Robster

[Cookie1892]

57 minutes ago, Robster said:

 

This is what I always love about this moment. 

Shearer never moves a muscle, nor loses eye contact, yet somehow Keane couldnt make it to him.

 

Where's that clip of him stamping on that Crystal Palace player...
(whilst I do appreciate that the challenge on him was a shocker)

 

 

 

that player was a young Gareth Southgate if i recall

[M4]

Always liked Keane, even when he was playing. And despite his pretty obvious disdain for my idol! 

 

He was an amazing player and relentless leader.

 

But that moment on the Overlap was so funny. He clearly has very strong emotions still on the subject. 

 

Hope Shearer will address it on The Rest Is Football.

[M4]

7 hours ago, duo said:

Keane calling others nasty - is he for real?

 

"Sneaky"... I think he was pretty clear and insistent on his choice of word.

 

And, I'd back Shearer all the way and forever, but I also kind of see where Keane is coming from 

 

 

Edited September 26, 2025 by M4

[OCOCOL]

Wasn’t sneaky when he leathered Neil Lennon in the heed 

[El Prontonise]

1 minute ago, OCOCOL said:

Wasn’t sneaky when he leathered Neil Lennon in the heed 

 

He was pathetic in the way he used his status with England to get away with a ban mind.