GeordieDazzler Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 HE'S DA REALISSSTTT SAY NO MORE A FOOL AND HES MONEY SHALL SOON DEPART ! erm... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guinness_fiend Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 HE'S DA REALISSSTTT SAY NO MORE A FOOL AND HES MONEY SHALL SOON DEPART ! erm... Nice to see Wor Nile weighing in on the Ashley £5m cash injection of last week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Twitter gets better the more people you follow. I used to think it was shite but now I have a load of people and groups to follow, it's the best place to go for things that interest me- namely news, football, films, tv and gaming. People who say it's all about following celebrities have clealy never used it properly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 Twitter gets better the more people you follow. I used to think it was shite but now I have a load of people and groups to follow, it's the best place to go for things that interest me- namely news, football, films, tv and gaming. People who say it's all about following celebrities have clealy never used it properly. what about people who just say it's fucking shite? like me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Kaká's wife http://twitter.com/cacelico/ RT @Dkotscho: Tecnico covarde sempre tira um jogador cobrado para tentar tirar o foco da propria incompetencia... "Cowardly manager always changes the same player to take the focus out of his own incompetence." (right after Kaká was subbed in the Lyon game) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 I've spoke to Aaron Lennon a few times like. Asked him if Jenas was gay He's very down to earth and answered every question i asked him, good lad Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segun Oluwaniyi Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Kaká's wife http://twitter.com/cacelico/ RT @Dkotscho: Tecnico covarde sempre tira um jogador cobrado para tentar tirar o foco da propria incompetencia... "Cowardly manager always changes the same player to take the focus out of his own incompetence." (right after Kaká was subbed in the Lyon game) Rules #1 of being a footballer's wife is to not to open your mouth when it comes to footballing matters. I've seen her on the internet and she's a rather pretty and attractive girl, but this is not a good show of wifemanship. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 That's the beauty of it isn't it? These social sites put at your fingertips the chance of making a fool of yourself for all the world to see You only need to get heated for a moment and it's done. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Wifemanship. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Wifemanship. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Wifemanship. I'm slowly beginning to believe the world would be far less complicated and peaceful if we all adopted Babatunde's frame of mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segun Oluwaniyi Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 That's the beauty of it isn't it? These social sites put at your fingertips the chance of making a fool of yourself for all the world to see You only need to get heated for a moment and it's done. One thing to know about athletes is that the majority are not particularly intelligent. Twitter is a good place for them to express this lack of intelligence. This year in the NBA they have had players: Take photos of themselves with a bag of cocaine left on the table, use twitter as a medium to rubbish coachs and management, and show their slow descent into complete insanity (This was gilbert Arenas and it culminated with him bringing three guns to the arena.) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Lovenkrands is trending on twitter. He knows he's made it now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Charlie Davies and some of the other US Internationals have been playing FIFA against some of their followers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Collymore needs to calm down with this. Every time there's any football going on he's tweeting some shit every two seconds. ... *unfollows* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Collymore needs to calm down with this. Every time there's any football going on he's tweeting some s*** every two seconds. While he is tweeting he aint dogging. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Collymore needs to calm down with this. Every time there's any football going on he's tweeting some s*** every two seconds. While he is tweeting he aint dogging. i would rather he dogged a little more, he's alright, just tweet's far too much Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 JonasGutierrez hecho con el desayuno en entrenador del equipo ahora sentado junto a Joey y él nos está diciendo unas cuantas bromas translated: made with breakfast in coach now sitting next to Joey and he is telling us a few jokes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 The jokes must be really good if he's on his phone tweeting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 The jokes must be really good if he's on his phone tweeting. I think you just laugh at Joey's jokes whether they're funny or not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKSC Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 The jokes must be really good if he's on his phone tweeting. I think you just laugh at Joey's jokes whether they're funny or not. Actually Joe, I find that a little bit offensive. BANG!! That's what happened to Dabo, y'know. He didn't like Joey's knock knock joke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Something about the coach came to sit next to Joey at breakfast and now he isn't saying any more jokes. ... I think Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 "Jonas, you're going to be a Premiership success" Chortle chortle chortle... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 "Jonas I will play in more than 3 games next season" Chortle chortle chortle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 TheBig_Sam is hilarious. Heres some of his latest: Was walking back from bingo when some cabbie shouted out: "Heading home for the election debate, Big Sam?" I yelled back: "Yep - if 'election debate' is another term for having a wank on a bean bag while listening to 'Dark Side of the Moon'". Was phoning round all the local taxi firms, hoping to get a lass on the other end so I could do a bit of my patented phone flirting. Eventually got one. Rhonda was her name. I tried all my moves but the cow just wasn't biting. Decided i'd better bring out the big guns. Told her I'd like to make love to her "via the back door". "Right up the wrong 'un, Rhonda," I said. "Right up the biscuit aisle." Big Sam now plays the waiting game to see if she's got the balls to go to the cops, like she said. Might go hang around outside that new nightclub at the end of our road - pick off some of the young lasses who don't get in. Get fucking in - the missus just went to the shop and brought me back a Snickers Ice-Cream and the new Panini World Cup 2010 sticker album. The missus wanted a go at placing one of the stickers, so I let her put in Dario Veron of Paraguay. As usual, she fucked it up. It's wonkier than Heather Mills on a skateboard. I exploded. Called her a "pile of fucking arse seepage" and give her a kick on the muff. I've calmed down now, though. Sent her on to bed so I can tuck into this Snickers and catch up with the lovely ladies from 'The Hills'. I'm in a right horny mood. Had a high-intensity wank while running on the treadmill earlier. The cleaners will earn their money today. Just finished a 47-minute MSN chat with Sir Alex. It had everything. It was informative, entertaining, educational, sexy AND intriguing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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