David Icke - Son of God Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 So who is NUFCThreatLevel then? Someone on here? Far too funny to be someone from here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 http://www.nufcthreatlevel.com/search/label/Absolutely%20no%20Mention%20of%20The%20Love%20of%20my%20Life Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonarmymia Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 So who is NUFCThreatLevel then? Someone on here? Far too funny to be someone from here. One of best NUFC tweeters = @NUFCthreatlevel Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonarmymia Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 "@NUFCThreatLevel The Titus Bramble of NUFC Coverage. Slow, lazy and seemingly with an I.Q. lower than his squad number." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonarmymia Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 My favourite, for those on twitter: 23 March, 2011 [TITLE WHICH IN NO WAY RELATES TO THE POST BELOW] Spring is in the air. You can see Spring is getting in to the swing of things by the weather, the timing of Sunsets or the fact everybody is predicting the end of football as we know it, or plotting towards the impending, and in no way impossible Summertime transfer spending spree. Since the half hour mark at Stoke, I've decided to keep an eye on the topics which really grate the typical NUFC user on Twitter. Here is, in no particular order, a brief round up of how my mind's eye looks at the questions and points made, this past week. In case you were too busy freestyle body-popping on Hippy Green, like me. Harper's awful. Let's get rid of him. Krul or Forster? Sol Campbell is the worst defender I have ever seen, and I've never played Northern League. Krul or Forster? When do we play Manchester United at home? When do we play United (I FUCKING HATE YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FAMILY FOR FUCKING CALLING THEM FUCKING "UNITED") at home? Andy Carroll is awful isn't he? Leon Best is Mint. PLAYER R DRINkING IN DA TOON. TUPTUPLOL! OMG Should players be drinking anything, ever, whilst outdoors? When do we play ManU? How much r da tickits for da Manchster Utited match? Shola. God amongst men. MICHAEL OWEN IS ON TWITTER! I AM SO OVER HIM IT'S UNREAL. WHAT A KNOB HE IS EH? Rebecca Black. Isn't Caleb Folan at Hull or something? Oh right, Stephen Folan. OMG Cheik Tiote's on Twitter! THAT'S A FAKE CHEIK TIOTE ACCOUNT! I WAS NEVER FOOLED! Not to worry, I'll just follow Danny Guthrie's account. That'll perk me back up. ...Bollocks. Seriously. Krul or Forster? The worst players to have ever played for Newcastle United. Since they were on Sky Sports. I like Harper actually. He's ace. Hardly any mention about awesome players NUFC used to have Or Daveeed's wife for that matter. A long shot at best, linking Newcastle United to a striker in France/Germany/Spain/Italy, currently playing Champions League football and on over fifty grand a week. Pardew is awful. Hughton was a God. Hughton never got us hammered anywhere, ever. Fact. Ever. PHILLIPE ALBERT'S SQUAD NUMBER! YES! END OF TRANSMISSION. That's basically it. Oh.. and somebody used a profile picture of some lass' tits they probably found on 4chan. Creating a worrying amount of people to follow them in an instant. Next week we'll discuss my emotions as I run my eyes over pornography. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Owen was asked if footballer read the papers: @Mark_tweetz I don't but I would say that most do - especially if they have played well the day before!!! He certainly didn't read the papers after scoring that goal against Man City some time back http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/90999533.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF878921CC759DF4EBAC47D0F384740CAF1A6DBE064A6E8253CF4FD65F8042750CB31464 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 http://twitpic.com/show/large/4h9q1j Cesc's accident, as Tweeted by his sister. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
spudwiser Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 is that an AMG SLS?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 is that an AMG SLS?? No, it's a car. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpal78 Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 http://twitpic.com/show/large/4h9q1j Cesc's accident, as Tweeted by his sister. Not sure what is there to laugh about, hope he is ok! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 It was reported yesterday, no-one was injured and Fabregas went to training as normal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpal78 Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 It was reported yesterday, no-one was injured and Fabregas went to training as normal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Owen was asked if footballer read the papers: @Mark_tweetz I don't but I would say that most do - especially if they have played well the day before!!! Ahhhh so thats why he doesn't. The shit twat! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 "GiuseppeRossi22 GIUSEPPE ROSSI gonna do the thing i love to do in the afternoon...i leave u all to ur immagination. peace" Cannat beat an afternoon wank like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 lennons blasting back about him being missing last night on twitter "Believe me this is one game I did not want to miss and (I am) still devastated now. Click here to find out more! "But (I) will not be made a scapegoat, saying they only knew just before kick-off. "Saying I fell ill before the game is bull****. I fell ill on Sunday morning when the medical team put me on antibiotics, but (it) only got worse before Tuesday." http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Aaron-Lennon-refuses-to-be-made-a-scapegoat-for-Tottenham-s-mauling-by-Real-Madrid-article720725.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraz77 Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Absolutely love giving Michael Owen grief, seems like he has such a boring and shit personality, must have been a barrel of laughs when he was captain Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Owen was asked if footballer read the papers: @Mark_tweetz I don't but I would say that most do - especially if they have played well the day before!!! He certainly didn't read the papers after scoring that goal against Man City some time back http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/90999533.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF878921CC759DF4EBAC47D0F384740CAF1A6DBE064A6E8253CF4FD65F8042750CB31464 It's only the Racing Post to be fair to him; wouldn't really class that as a newspaper as such. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Owen was asked if footballer read the papers: @Mark_tweetz I don't but I would say that most do - especially if they have played well the day before!!! He certainly didn't read the papers after scoring that goal against Man City some time back http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/90999533.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF878921CC759DF4EBAC47D0F384740CAF1A6DBE064A6E8253CF4FD65F8042750CB31464 It's only the Racing Post to be fair to him; wouldn't really class that as a newspaper as such. Don't know where the picture is gone that I've posted in that post but the Manchester derby was clearly the big headline in it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Pictures of that cunt offend my eyes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Owen was asked if footballer read the papers: @Mark_tweetz I don't but I would say that most do - especially if they have played well the day before!!! He certainly didn't read the papers after scoring that goal against Man City some time back http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/90999533.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF878921CC759DF4EBAC47D0F384740CAF1A6DBE064A6E8253CF4FD65F8042750CB31464 It's only the Racing Post to be fair to him; wouldn't really class that as a newspaper as such. Don't know where the picture is gone that I've posted in that post but the Manchester derby was clearly the big headline in it. On the post I quoted there's a pic on it and it is about the Manchester derby but the headline reads "Owen's late strike piles more misery on layers" because it's Racing Post. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeloEmre Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 http://twitter.com/#!/Leazeslad He's having a go at Danny Simpson Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 What a bellend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Must have been all very confusing with Chelsea United, Barca United and Shakhtar United all playing tonight as well. In any case, I'd say Simpson busting a gut on the pitch almost every game speaks louder. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Said it before and I'll say it again, I can't comprehend why people go out of their way to have a go at celebrities on Twitter. The absolute definition of pathetic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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