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notBigSam ‏@TheBig_Sam

 

I lay back to back with the wife earlier, our lithe, naked, glistening bodies basking in the glory of a really solid bout of intercourse.

 

notBigSam ‏@TheBig_Sam

 

As I lay there in a state of sticky euphoria - our buttocks pressed against each other like Siamese peaches - a thought occurred to me.

 

notBigSam ‏@TheBig_Sam

 

I wondered if it would be at all possible to crimp a turd out from my shitepipe, with it shooting straight up hers in one fluid movement.

 

notBigSam ‏@TheBig_Sam

 

Really not sure if it's feasible, or just one of my little dreams that will never be realised. You just have to learn to let some things go.

 

:lol:

:lol: class

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notBigSam ‏@TheBig_Sam

 

I lay back to back with the wife earlier, our lithe, naked, glistening bodies basking in the glory of a really solid bout of intercourse.

 

notBigSam ‏@TheBig_Sam

 

As I lay there in a state of sticky euphoria - our buttocks pressed against each other like Siamese peaches - a thought occurred to me.

 

notBigSam ‏@TheBig_Sam

 

I wondered if it would be at all possible to crimp a turd out from my shitepipe, with it shooting straight up hers in one fluid movement.

 

notBigSam ‏@TheBig_Sam

 

Really not sure if it's feasible, or just one of my little dreams that will never be realised. You just have to learn to let some things go.

 

:lol:

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Alan Pardew ‏@AlanPardewNUFC

 

Tiote, you beauty. #nufc

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Alan Pardew ‏@AlanPardewNUFC

 

Ah s*** it was Bigi, Tiote is behind me. He's so proud of his son. #nufc

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Seen that Pardew account?  Some of it's pretty funny.

 

 

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I see the repulsive Mick Dennis is having a go at Al Shearer for his summing up of Norwich on Sat. Jesus - theres hypocrisy, EXTREME hyposcrisy and then theres this w@nker.

Oh - and he's having a go at Newcastle fans.....AGAIN.

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