cp40 Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Not read anything as cringeworthy since James tried to shoehorn 'Buffalo Soldier' into a song about Jose Enrique. I'm fuckin creased here like. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,44017.msg961226.html#msg961226 Enjoy. 'Buffalo Soldier, Geordie left-back There was a Buffalo Soldier in the heart of St. James' Park Stolen from Espana, brought to St. James' Park Fighting on arrival, fighting for Newcastle.' PAHAHAHA, the repetition of 'St. James' Park' proper killed me. It dosent even fit when I sadly try to sing it to the tune. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 "Purchased by Big Sam for a fee of six million" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 They talk more about us than they do about their own club, 100% obsessed "Mags" this "Mags" that... life as a Mackem must truly be a horrific ordeal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Imagine what it'll do to them if we turn them over, getting on RTG will be harder than getting Take That tickets Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Imagine what it'll do to them if we turn them over, getting on RTG will be harder than getting Take That tickets A waste of your time? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Imagine what it'll do to them if we turn them over, getting on RTG will be harder than getting Take That tickets A waste of your time? Trying to get tickets? Nah had them by half 11 and I'm not even going. Was good fun listening to 'fans' howling on the radio like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Imagine what it'll do to them if we turn them over, getting on RTG will be harder than getting Take That tickets A waste of your time? Trying to get tickets? Nah had them by half 11 and I'm not even going. Was good fun listening to 'fans' howling on the radio like I was more referring to seeing Take That as a comparison of ways to waste your time. But both work! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Nah, our lass is taking me mother. Cant go to the SOL if there's no chance of seeing Sunderland get beat like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Imagine what it'll do to them if we turn them over, getting on RTG will be harder than getting Take That tickets i think it would implode tbh with crys of bruce the mag bastard out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 They will eat Bruce alive if we win like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 and imagine the reaction if we won thanks to a bramble og or other serious fuck up........... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 In general I try not to buy in to calling every mackem and inbred cunt thing, basically because it's rubbish. People like the rest of us, yaada yada yada. However, having a look at RTG it's very hard to accept that they haven't got some massive obsession. The sheer number of threads dedicated to NUFC, and how they compare with NUFC, and how we all think we should be in top 4 and we think that Carroll = Christ is insane! I assumed I'd go in to the thread, see that it was started by the mackem equivalent to Crumpy or NE5 or something, and see that 90% of the people there think "Do you think NUFC have less women fans!?" is a retarded thread choice... but no, it's standard fayre, they just constantly chat away about how they compare with NUFC, whilst simultaniously insisting they dont care about us. Perhaps it's more indicitive of the primative members on RTG rather than the mackem population as a whole? It's certainly a bit of a dowie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Imagine what it'll do to them if we turn them over, getting on RTG will be harder than getting Take That tickets already got mine. (not take that tickets) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 Carroll late on or any combination of Bramble cock up will be too perfect Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted October 29, 2010 Share Posted October 29, 2010 In general I try not to buy in to calling every mackem and inbred cunt thing, basically because it's rubbish. People like the rest of us, yaada yada yada. However, having a look at RTG it's very hard to accept that they haven't got some massive obsession. The sheer number of threads dedicated to NUFC, and how they compare with NUFC, and how we all think we should be in top 4 and we think that Carroll = Christ is insane! I assumed I'd go in to the thread, see that it was started by the mackem equivalent to Crumpy or NE5 or something, and see that 90% of the people there think "Do you think NUFC have less women fans!?" is a retarded thread choice... but no, it's standard fayre, they just constantly chat away about how they compare with NUFC, whilst simultaniously insisting they dont care about us. Perhaps it's more indicitive of the primative members on RTG rather than the mackem population as a whole? It's certainly a bit of a dowie. i've browsed quite a few forums and everywhere you do find idiots fact of life, however the sheer number there really baffles me, yes fans like to discuss/laugh at their rivals but they take it to something beyond discussing or laughing to making newcastle the centre of their entire existence as fans of football, which is pitiful really Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 It is strange how they compare themselves to us in terms of everything. You can imagine them fretting about whether we have more hairdryers in the dressing rooms than they do Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 fuck me, I hadn't realised how fucking idiotic some of them are until I read through a thread on RTG. They think we're super confident, that they're the new 'big boys' and that they're going to destroy us. On top of all of that, on Gyan: This is the world footballer of the year mate. Its not for me and you to decide. The experts of world football have come up with this list. Maybe if they all went to BluBamboo rather than the world cup and the attributes were 'Aggression' and 'Commitment' then the list would be something more along your lines. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 fuck me, I hadn't realised how fucking idiotic some of them are until I read through a thread on RTG. They think we're super confident, that they're the new 'big boys' and that they're going to destroy us. On top of all of that, on Gyan: This is the world footballer of the year mate. Its not for me and you to decide. The experts of world football have come up with this list. Maybe if they all went to BluBamboo rather than the world cup and the attributes were 'Aggression' and 'Commitment' then the list would be something more along your lines. Christ Almighty. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Message to those visiting from RTG: Maybe its time to acutally start supporting your own club. Don't relate everything to Newcastle, don't analyse every obscure detail about Newcastle and don't make every 2nd thread about Newcastle. Its pathetic and embarassing, to be honest. Stop this obsession and maybe one day you'll stop being this insignificant club that nobody cares about. You're like the dog humping the owners leg....its annoying and you come out of it looking very stupid indeed. You have a small club mentality and you keep feeding it with the pointless, obsessive drivel that pollutes your forum every day. If you stop looking over the fence all the time, maybe you'll learn to love your own garden. One day. EDIT: and yes, i've been drinking Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 We have two threads on our front page about Sunderland, and if it wasn't for the fact we play them tomorrow we'd have one. Take note RTG readers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 This one should be deleted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 From the Raoul Moat thread: THE BEST SONG IS TO CAROL ...WE KNOOW WHO TOURGED YOUR CAR.....and you will never drink in there club again..... __________________ Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=535220&page=2#ixzz13nbQcm1J Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 thinking of pre match songs for the PA tomorrow "you love us" by the manic street preachers seems quite apt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommo Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 welcome to hell by Plan B Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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