Guest Wally_McFool Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Alan Partridge -"clubs know we need a LB and make it hard" PSV spokesman Marcel Brands confirmed that "Newcastle have not been in touch. Since the weekend we have no news from England." Very predictable comment from you there Partridge old bean! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Five o Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Alan Partridge -"clubs know we need a LB and make it hard" PSV spokesman Marcel Brands confirmed that "Newcastle have not been in touch. Since the weekend we have no news from England." Very predictable comment from you there Partridge old bean! You could not make it up, could you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Unbelievable, well why make it hard on yourself by flogging our only leftback without having a replacement sorted!!! Such a bunch of morons, pisses me right off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
afar Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 'clubs know we need a LB and make it hard' :lol: Shock! Horror! Well Alan, you know, have you considered that it may have been more sensible to, you know, make sure you have a replacement in place for the left back position before, you know, releasing the only recognised player in that position at the club. No? You're just a poor little sex pest bullied by your employers you say? I feel, Alan, I feel. You would think it was rocket science wouldn't you, just tell Liverpool to piss off and wait until we get our replacement through the door. Still this was obvuiously a totally unexpected situation for the club to be in, no way they could have forseen Enrique wanting to leave, so you have to cut them a bit of slack Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Ahmed Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 What a bunch of incompetent mongs Time and time again they manage to outdo themselves Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 What a bunch of incompetent mongs Time and time again they manage to outdo themselves We need an "incompetent mong" football meme Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 What a bunch of incompetent mongs Time and time again they manage to outdo themselves We need an "incompetent mong" football meme i suggested an ashley meme a while back, bit like scumbag steve but for a football club owner limited audience mind, limited to this message board most likely Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 What a bunch of incompetent mongs Time and time again they manage to outdo themselves We need an "incompetent mong" football meme i suggested an ashley meme a while back, bit like scumbag steve but for a football club owner limited audience mind, limited to this message board most likely Good for us tho Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Well we can't use money as an excuse. Pard the pleb came out and said some of the £35m from the Carroll sale was put aside incase Enrique leaves, so with that and the enrique money we should be fine. . . . . But again, it is just total lies. . . . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 would be mint, someone finds the most obnoxious fat faced faced fucking picture of the smug cunt and then away we go Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionOfGosforth Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 One con job after another with this lot...nobody is asking us to spend beyond what we've brought in, just bring in the absolute necessary players at this point which means a left back and a number 9. That's without going into our CB situation which teeters on disastrous with an injury to 1 player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Buy football club but dont do due dilligence http://www.nufcblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Mike-Ashley1.jpg Lose Millions Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Buy football club but dont do due dilligence http://www.nufcblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Mike-Ashley1.jpg Lose Millions better choice of pic yeah: desperate to sell club http://www.nufcblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Mike-Ashley1.jpg every single decision made makes it less attractive Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 not a related pic but this cracks me up for some reason http://footyfactor.com/wp-content/themes/DelicateNews/timthumb.php?src=http://footyfactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/chris-hughton.jpg&h=238&w=238&zc=1&q=90&a=t "im going to sack you" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 give shola new contract http://www.nufcblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Mike-Ashley1.jpg second half of meme not required Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 not a related pic but this cracks me up for some reason http://footyfactor.com/wp-content/themes/DelicateNews/timthumb.php?src=http://footyfactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/chris-hughton.jpg&h=238&w=238&zc=1&q=90&a=t "im going to sack you" he looks like 5 bellies there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 not a related pic but this cracks me up for some reason http://footyfactor.com/wp-content/themes/DelicateNews/timthumb.php?src=http://footyfactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/chris-hughton.jpg&h=238&w=238&zc=1&q=90&a=t "im going to eat you" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 http://footyfactor.com/wp-content/themes/DelicateNews/timthumb.php?src=http://footyfactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/chris-hughton.jpg&h=238&w=238&zc=1&q=90&a=t "Oh hai, I'm Mike. My head is three times bigger than yours" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 http://footyfactor.com/wp-content/themes/DelicateNews/timthumb.php?src=http://footyfactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/chris-hughton.jpg&h=238&w=238&zc=1&q=90&a=t Ladbrokes have got you 9/1 to be the next boss sacked. Clear your fucking desk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 http://footyfactor.com/wp-content/themes/DelicateNews/timthumb.php?src=http://footyfactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/chris-hughton.jpg&h=238&w=238&zc=1&q=90&a=t Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 How good (or bad) is Wayne Bridge nowadays? Haven't seen him play in ages. Used to be good, back in the days Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 How good (or bad) is Wayne Bridge nowadays? Haven't seen him play in ages. Used to be good, back in the days Slow and shite, like Enrique would be if we played football in quicksand Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sicko2ndbest Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Pardew said: "Everybody knows we need a left-back and it's being made difficult, not by us, but by other clubs and we have to get over that. "It could be that something gets done before the game, but I don't think I would include him even if it did because this game is a game you need to know about and you need to be prepared for." Striker The Toon are also struggling to acquire a striker. One of their targets, Sochaux frontman Maiga, is currently on strike to unlock a move away from his club. Pardew said: "There's a lot of stuff coming out about him being on strike and we can't condone that. "But in terms of us, we have put a bid in for the player and he is a player that we want to bring to the club. "That's where that is and negotiations are still ongoing." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taps01 Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Everyone seems to be quite quick to jump on the Bridge is Sh*t bandwagon. I havent seen him play for a good couple of years but the West Ham fans i know reckon he was Turbo Sh*t for the first month while on loan there but after a few games played quite well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Pardew said: "Everybody knows we need a left-back and it's being made difficult, not by us, but by other clubs and we have to get over that. "It could be that something gets done before the game, but I don't think I would include him even if it did because this game is a game you need to know about and you need to be prepared for." Striker The Toon are also struggling to acquire a striker. One of their targets, Sochaux frontman Maiga, is currently on strike to unlock a move away from his club. Pardew said: "There's a lot of stuff coming out about him being on strike and we can't condone that. "But in terms of us, we have put a bid in for the player and he is a player that we want to bring to the club. "That's where that is and negotiations are still ongoing." :lol: No shame, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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