Foluwashola Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Grab Lennon, shaft him up the ass with no lube, let the players hear his screams. Then tell them they will all be getting it if they gont get into the 2nd Round. If I was an England fan of course. I have heard from a reliable source that Lennon is the tightest. James has a wellytop apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phil K Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Lampard - 5 yard passes are no good to ANYONE Rooney - stop believeing your own PR and DO something for f***'s sake Gerrard - try passing to an England player - that helps. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlito Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 I'd cap Heskey, the useless cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheGreatNUFCSwindle Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 Drop my keks and do a massive shit on the floor ... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 [shadow=red,left][move]TELL THEM THAT THEY ARE ALL FUCKING SHIT.[/move][/shadow] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 Lampard - 5 yard passes are no good to ANYONE Rooney - stop believeing your own PR and DO something for f***'s sake Gerrard - try passing to an England player - that helps. 5 yard passes are no good to anyone? Are you mental? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBG Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 This. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 Tbh, would Smith and Nolan have done any worse in the middle tonight? :-) Embarrassingly no. They'd go for it. Embarrasingly !!!!!! Do you know how good K Nolan is ? http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4018/4696927361_0115e0f517_b.jpg Thats how good Kevin Nolan is! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 wait till they've settled down then walk in, wait for silence "you were shite..........you're lucky you have a chance" then walk out. inspired Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 Tbh, would Smith and Nolan have done any worse in the middle tonight? :-) Embarrassingly no. They'd go for it. Embarrasingly !!!!!! Do you know how good K Nolan is ? http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4018/4696927361_0115e0f517_b.jpg Thats how good Kevin Nolan is! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 To quote Football Manager. 'Where's the passion lads?' I pi***d meself there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colocho Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 STOP BRINGING SEAN FUCKING WRIGHT-PHILLIPS ON! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 What did the fella who broke in actually do? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 What did the fella who broke in actually do? I can't remember much tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sicko2ndbest Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 ..........Look lads ive just got through the tightest defence in the tournament, 40 stewards, 12 SA armed police and 3 MI5 agents, the least you could do is return the favour Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 Where are you!? WHERE ARE YOU!? LET'S BE 'AVIN YOU!! COME ON!!! Reckon that would do it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 I'd like to think I would go into some huge rant about how fucking shite they are. However in reality I would probably be checking cock sizes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 I wonder what Prince f***ing Harry said? "when does the shagging start" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 I would remind Wayne Rooney that he promised Matchman he'd bring the trophy back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlufPurdi Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 What did the fella who broke in actually do? No conclusion on this then..? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Apparently he said hello to Beckham, didn't rant about the team performance but Beckham said it was personal and wouldn't confirm what was actually said. He thought it was quite funny though so I doubt it was anything in anger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
healthyaddiction Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 the guys been on sky sports news all morning. He says he was looking for the toilet ended up in the england dressing room and said to beckham that the performance wasn't acceptable and asked what he was going to do about it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 the guys been on sky sports news all morning. He says he was looking for the toilet ended up in the england dressing room and said to beckham that the performance wasn't acceptable and asked what he was going to do about it. Aye I'll believe that when I see it Wonder what reliability tests Sky did for that. "Im the bloke that went in the dressing room..." "Get this man a mic!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 the guys been on sky sports news all morning. He says he was looking for the toilet ended up in the england dressing room and said to beckham that the performance wasn't acceptable and asked what he was going to do about it. Beckham is a liar then, it's lucky he is soo good looking! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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